Giant athletic todger defends Pennsylvania

It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet: Giant penis etched in turf in Pennsylvania Magnificent. The outrage in question can be found in Hazleton, Pennsylvania, and is a welcome …

[Anonymous Coward]

Funny

Would be even funnier on the White House lawn. "look aliens here is a real cock"

[Brian Miller]

What game is that??

OK, there's track and football on that field, but what game requires a field layout like that?

More importantly, what are the cheerleader's uniforms like?

[Anonymous Coward]

I'd be worried ..

.. if I owned that one.

Seems to have some kind of nasty disease with flying spots at the tip

[Paul]

Shaft Road!

It's on Shaft Road

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xadl6

[Anonymous Coward]

And naturally...

One ball is bigger than the other!

[Anonymous Coward]

Shrunken Head

From the looks of the horizontal dust it was probably alot bigger until it exploded. Probably from the disease.

[Scottie Taylor]

Re: What game is that??

It's fairly common for high school football fields to be surrounded by the track. At least in American. Or at least at the high schools I've been too. We've always had a football/soccer field surrounded by the track. It's not a different game.

[Robert Armstrong]

Is this what you mean when you say...

It's a real cockup?

[SnowHawk]

That may be large, but...

It does not match the magnitude of the M51 galaxy for being one of the largest of todgers, even in its obviously flacid state.

http://www.galacticimages.com/catalog/images/m51exz.JPG

[John]

That's...

....the correct use of technology.

Google Todger Viewer - cumming soon.

[xyz]

Another cock up...

Nothing to do with big willies, but how many people have noticed the big "ZZZZZ" painted on the road, but looking like it's coming out the chimney stack at the start of Coronation Street?

Just wait for the high level camera shot looking down the road with the new houses on the left and the chimney in the foreground and there it is.

Been there for years.

[Bill Fresher]

Aliens

"It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet..."

It could be an excellent way to encourage aliens that look like lady profanities to visit our planet.

[Natalie Gritpants]

Farmers ARSE is not for aliens.

It's directly opposite a house and aligned with it, methinks it's intended to be viewed by the occupant as they open the bedroom curtains in the morning.

Reminds me of the story of a landscape gardener that took revenge on a nightmare client by planting daffodils in the lawn as specified, the trick was that they didn't come up until the next spring and then they spelt out exactly what the gardener though of the client.

[Anonymous Coward]

Natalie... it's not a house...

It's the stands. :-)

Nothing like either putting down some caustic soda or fertilizer that burns the grass into the shape you want.

Been there, done that :-)

[Slaine]

American Nobs

well, at least they spelt it correctly.

[Andrew Moore]

@ Scottie Taylor

do you hear that whoosh sound above your head...