11. Failing to have a suitable Paris Hilton angle :-P
Fucking awesome! Good work guys!
US kids have delightfully voted exceptionally-talented heiress Paris Hilton, along with wobbly popstress Britney "Oops I forgot my knickers again" Spears, as heading Santa's Xmas "naughty list", thereby ensuring that neither of them will receive much-needed underwear or self-administered breath-test kits in their Christmas …
loudly pontificating about one's strong moral values (and running a socially conservative political campaign), though one has the character of a starving New York city rat, the compassion of a snapper turtle, the power drive of Genghis Khan, and the political philosophy that would cause Benito Mussolini to shrug knowingly and say "Well, of course his name is Rudolph Giuliani, best of both worlds, no?"
someone is due a lump of coal, but we need it to power the electric grid, so maybe we should just convert him to biodiesel instead?
I thought I was the only sick preverted and twisted individual who did a double take on this line
"Regarding just how to impress Santa into discharging his sack in your bedroom, the young"
Particularly as I thought of Spears or hilton as being dressed (or down) as Saint knickerless