Haha
Nothing like setting your sites high then eh?
They say hope springs eternal, and nowhere is this better currently demonstrated than down at eBay, where you can snap up a near-new Nintendo Wii for a mere one million quid Screengrab of eBay auction showing Wii for £1m Mind you, it is in "excellant [sic] condition" and you get three games thrown in for the "excellant [sic …
...unless you've got any 'quires'.
He doesn't specify whether he means it in the sense of 1/20 of a ream of paper, or an archaic variation of 'choir', so you're probably good with either (though just to be on the safe side you might want to give each chorister a couple of dozen sheets of A4...)