Lindsay Lohan in 84-minute jail ordeal

Befreckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan has failed to break the "shortest celebrity porridge" record after spending a harrowing 84 minutes in jail for drunk driving and possession of Bolivian marching powder - two minutes longer than Nicole Richie served for a similar pissed-behind-the-wheel conviction. Lohan, 21, who was …

[HFoster]

No need to ask...

... what the Paris Hilton angle is with this story!

I wonder what would have happened if Lyndsey Washington from Compton had been found drunk driving and in the company of Charley?

LAPD, LOL.

[Anonymous Coward]

And so goes the celebrity song

<chorus>

I never knew what I did wrong

They said it was money talks

So I had to sing this song

To prove celebrity always walks

<end chorus>

[Mark]

The answer, my friend

is blowing in the wind.

Well, trousers, anyway.

[Alistair]

Would you or wouldn't you

That is the only pertinent question.

I would.

[Michael]

And liberty and justice...

...for those who can afford it.

OR...

...unless you have enough money to escape aformentioned justice.

I love the guys comment that they release 30-50 early every day...

Oh, so the double standard isn't that you go easy on celebrities, it's that you go easy on women. Yeah, that's much better. Wankers.

[Anonymous Coward]

Call me ignorant, but..

...who the fuck is this Lindsay Lohan woman?

She's famous for what exactly?

[Anonymous Coward]

"Talented redhead"

Yeah, I've had a few of those in my time, too.

Most of them were drunk like Lohan too.

("Most" came out first time round like "Moist" thanks to a typo, so that sentence could have ended up entirely different...)

[Chris]

And Barry Bonds will get much longer than that...

....for lying.

WTF!

Not saying that what either of them did was acceptable, but 4 years max for each of four counts of perjury and obstruction of justice vs. an hour for getting pissed and driving around like enough of a maniac to get stopped?

So he lied about steroids. She got blitzed and went for a joyride in her car.

I don't get American sentencing guidelines.

[Thomas Vestergaard]

Re: Call me ignorant, but..

A redheaded Paris Hilton, it would seem.

Thus, I take she is another american bimbo, who have more breast and money than brains.

Besides that - I have no idea... And I suppose that is actually a good thing.

[Lee]

I Wonder

I wonder what she did for the 84 minutes.

Surely no cop cares enough about the woman to last that long

i'll get me coat.

[Steven Raith]

RE: I wonder

"I wonder what she did for the 84 minutes."

Probably the same thing she does for most of her 84 minute celluloid outings.

Hope that helps,

Steven R