Lifelike, sexy robot infiltrators influence Belgian mobs

Brussels boffins have finally cracked one of the most elusive and long-sought of all technology achievements - that of deploying lifelike robot agent provocateur infiltrators using realistic sex pheromones to influence mass psychology. In this case, the population to be manipulated by droid love agents was a group of …

[Slaine]

It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

... you'll LOVE it.

[hugo tyson]

Typo

"Memorably penetrated by saucy yet murderous mechanoid sexpot assassin Kristanna Loken in Terminator III"

Penetrated? Freudian slit if ever I saw one.

[Stuart Gray]

@Slaine

With leather?

[Les Matthew]

Re: It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

"May contain highly technical content requiring degree-level education or above"

Or knowledge of Frank Zappa and related work. :P

[dermot]

@tyson

freudian "slits" are so pervasive on the reg

[Nick Reid]

Well I, for one...

...welcome our new sexy Belgian cockroach overlords.

[anthony bingham]

Explains Robo-Bush !

I knew that the White House Bush baby was not for real ... I think I have spotted the wires that link the brain to the backside .... called controlled crapping or >CC Speak< if you prefare; the olfactory attraction has been traced to infiltration of a "cock-up-roach" ... probably out of BIN-larden!

[Martin Owens]

Funny

I was watching SG1 Hathor, similar thing and I for one welcome our new sexy overlords.

[Lee]

We're Stuffed

Everyone knows that cockroaches are unkillable

I for one welcome our unassailable robot overlords

[Anonymous Coward]

Nukes!

Just drop the nukes already, death is better than slavery, and the roaches will survive anyway.