back to article Lifelike, sexy robot infiltrators influence Belgian mobs

Brussels boffins have finally cracked one of the most elusive and long-sought of all technology achievements - that of deploying lifelike robot agent provocateur infiltrators using realistic sex pheromones to influence mass psychology. In this case, the population to be manipulated by droid love agents was a group of …


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  1. Slaine

    It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

    ... you'll LOVE it.

  2. hugo tyson
    Paris Hilton


    "Memorably penetrated by saucy yet murderous mechanoid sexpot assassin Kristanna Loken in Terminator III"

    Penetrated? Freudian slit if ever I saw one.

  3. Stuart Gray
    Paris Hilton


    With leather?

  4. Les Matthew

    Re: It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

    "May contain highly technical content requiring degree-level education or above"

    Or knowledge of Frank Zappa and related work. :P

  5. dermot
    Thumb Up


    freudian "slits" are so pervasive on the reg

  6. Nick Reid

    Well I, for one...

    ...welcome our new sexy Belgian cockroach overlords.

  7. anthony bingham

    Explains Robo-Bush !

    I knew that the White House Bush baby was not for real ... I think I have spotted the wires that link the brain to the backside .... called controlled crapping or >CC Speak< if you prefare; the olfactory attraction has been traced to infiltration of a "cock-up-roach" ... probably out of BIN-larden!

  8. Martin Owens


    I was watching SG1 Hathor, similar thing and I for one welcome our new sexy overlords.

  9. Lee
    Black Helicopters

    We're Stuffed

    Everyone knows that cockroaches are unkillable

    I for one welcome our unassailable robot overlords

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Black Helicopters


    Just drop the nukes already, death is better than slavery, and the roaches will survive anyway.

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