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An Indian man has married a dog in the hope that the nuptials will lift a curse which has hung over him for 15 years since he stoned a couple of mutts to death, the BBC reports. P Selvakumar, 33, claimed he'd suffered paralysis and hearing loss since the incident. A relative told the Beeb: "Fifteen years back Selvakumar was …

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  1. Liam

    i wonder....

    if the dog is looking forward to its wedding night :)

  2. Sceptical Bastard

    Sounds familiar

    Quote: "... he decided to marry a bitch... "

    Yeah. I did that. On the plus side she bore me two kids but she also made my life hell. In the end, we divorced.

    The Paris Hilton angle of this story is obvious, right?

  3. Daniel
    Jobs Horns

    i was laughing ...

    ... then I saw the photos.

    cute, isn't she ... ?

  4. Paul Darcy
    IT Angle

    HHAHAHA

    yea did the same thing. Getting married to a bitch just brings on further curses. On the plus side after the divorce I got a well cushy I.T. job. So theirs the I.T. angle for me.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Sopouse abuse

    Maybe it's just me but considering his past I predict spousal abuse in this relationship.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    It's legal only in Massachusetts

    Who's he trying to fool?

  7. Graham Jordan

    Honeymoon

    is gonna be a bit shit when she's in quarenteen for 6 months.

  8. Chris Collins

    Wifely duties

    Surely the big question is - can the dog cook?

  9. Daniel Snowden
    Joke

    Dogs Dinner

    "Surely the big question is - can the dog cook?"

    Nah, probably make a dogs dinner of the whole thing. He'll complain and he'll find himself in the dog house

    Right, I'll go get my coat

  10. One-armed Freddy

    Wind-up

    "On the advice of an astrologer and others"

    People will believe any bullshit in their horoscope these days won't they? "Gemini: a curse put on you by dogs can be lifted by marrying one. Your lucky lotto number is 17. Call now for a personalised reading (calls cost £95,000 a minute)"

  11. Mike Woodiwiss
    Coat

    They always say.....

    "Life's a bitch & then you marry one."

  12. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    I.T. angle

    wedding pictures on the BBC ...

    ... honeymoon pictures to be distributed through mass email and p2p networks with the latest malware attached.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Shouldn't someone notify the RSPCA

    Wouldn't non-consensual sex (even if they do it doggy-style) with a bitch count as abuse? Did anyone actually hear the dog say "I do"?

    Isn't this a forced marriage?

    I think this bitch may actually prefer death to the punishment that is being meated out to her... or perhaps she'll just bite his balls off!

  14. Rob
    Coat

    Some of you need to take this seriously...

    ... he's just married something that's not going to talk back (well at least not that he can understand).

    Foreplay could be a bit dicey !!

    (I think one of you has picked up my coat by mistake, I'm still moving towards the door though.....)

    (...... nope it's cold outside, I really need my jacket)

  15. Jason The Saj
    Dead Vulture

    The saying rings true...

    "Karma's a bitch"

  16. Andrew Moore
    Heart

    Hmmmmmm...

    good to see he's marrying a female dog- Nothing wrong with his sexuality then

  17. Owen Sweeney

    He must be barking mad...

    And they call it puppy love...

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    She's too good for him.

    Psycho dog murderer, I wouldn't let any puppy of mine wed that scum.

  19. Ross Fraser
    Heart

    Marriage advice from the hits of the '60s

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    Go for my personal point of view

    Get an ugly bitch to marry you

  20. Stratman
    Paris Hilton

    Bad news

    Having just consulted the karmic conditions of the curse it is my unfortunate duty to inform him that it cannot be lifted until the marriage has been consumated.

  21. Lukin Brewer

    Gotta watch out for animal curses.

    Or should that be "cur" ses. :-)=)

    This happened in the Mahabarat. The exiled hero Arjuna was out hunting and shot a stag who was mating. The stag cursed him for this dishonourable act of coitus interruptus, paying him back in kind by forcing him to live as a woman for seven years or so. He spent most of this time as a transvestite dancing instructor, but he did manage to carry off the look, as his enemies were unable to recognise him when they came calling,

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