An Aussie rules footie fan has cause to regret a drunken visit to a Phuket tattoo parlour after the Thai needlesmith misread his written instructions and labelled his beloved Geelong Cats the "Gay Premiers". According to the Geelong Advertiser, the unfortunate bloke - known only as Neville - wanted to celebrate his team's …
Friend of mine used to be a tattooist, and told me some funny things that occurred, such as:
Customer: Do you do tattoos while I wait?
Tattooist: Yes, or you can leave the arm here and pick it up next Thursday.
Yes, people really ask that! Also, he never tattooed anyone who was drunk, and if anyone wanted a name that was not a parent or child of theirs then he'd only give an appointment after 24 hours to let them think it over properly.
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