I'm agast !
Lewis, you could talk-up the act of watching paint dry into a frenzied Red Top article.
Have you considered therapy ?
This week's hilarious satnav tomfoolery story comes from Ivybridge in Devon, where comical foreign person Yuro Odehnal was "sent up a narrow country lane by his satnav" last weekend - almost to his doom. The Prague-based lorry driver, who wanted only to move a load of TVs, soon found his 40-ton articulated truck "wedged" …
This gets my vote for best headline of the week. And the writing! It's as if Your Sinclair or Smash Hits have come back from the grave. And regenerated enough to operate a computer.
I am going to try and use the phrase "a hilarious bonecrunching comedy mishap sideshow" as often as I can.
I choose Paris Hilton as my avatar, because she knows a thing or two about narrow passages.