Global mobile penetration to reach 75% by 2011

Over half of the world's population will have a mobile phone by 2008, according to new research. A new report from Portio Research predicts that the global mobile penetration rate will surpass the 50 per cent mark next year. That's not all though, because a further 1.5 billion mobile phone users are expected over the next four …

[Alex]

hailing from the united kingdom

does this mean I've been penetrated?

did I consent to this?

was I drunk at the time?

will there be photos of it on the internot which will haunt my waking hours?

...so many questions, too few words