Shameful
Yards? Meters!? Clearly you all need to re-read the Reg measurement standards and repost accordingly.
And speaking of which, we need a standard for data transfer speeds. Given the nature of Reg readers (see http://www.theregister.com/2007/10/25/barmaid_fined/comments/), I propose the bfpps (Bulgarian funbag pics per second).
Since images dimensions, quality levels, compression ratios, etc. vary significantly from source to soure, someone will have to do some serious long-term research to develop an overall average. I volunteer, provided you can convince my ISP to implement this new DSL technology in my area*.
*Okay, I'll do it anyway...