... also brings up interesting results!
Yesterday we broke the important news that demobbed whining blueblood James Blunt is now officially a wanker. Since then, there's been some censorious skulduggery down at Amazon.co.uk, which was host to the British people's judgement. Instead of "akira, kt tunstall, wanker", the related searches for Captain Blunt are now "akira …
... Mohammed Fayed who, this very evening, is yet again repeating his ludicrous 'black helicopter' fantasy that the royals and the establishment conspired to murder his waste-of-space son Dodi and his droopy-eyed manipulative tart, Diana.
Mo - get a grip, matey. Dodi did not die at the whim of Prince Philip. He died because he was a tosser who couldn't be arsed to wear a seatbelt in a car being driven at 80mph by a drugged-up pisshead.
The jury will doubtless dismiss Fayed's risible claims because the allegations are patently absurd and because most of the British public see Fayed for what he is - a tedious and rebarbative self publicist who should've been deported years ago.
Although my tone is moderate here, I'm actually a tad fed up with Mo. If he doesn't just fuck off I'll stop pussyfooting and tell him what I *really* think!
BTW, sorry there's no IT angle, no Paris Hilton angle, not even a James Blunt angle.
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