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Pity if you will poor old Vanessa Hudgens, star of Disney's High School Musical, who recently got some unwanted exposure when a snap of her striking a birthday-suit strumpet pose for the titillation of squeeze Zac Efron spilled onto the internet, with predictable results. The offending photo, far too explicit for a family …

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  1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

    Admirable journalistic restraint or just sloppy research?

    Is this article a rare example of respecting someone's privacy or the blatant failure to get the real dirt on whoever she is? Have the hack at El Reg gone soft through repeatedly nipping off to the pub early? Leaving geeks around the world starved of teenage starlet porn!

  2. Bill Coleman

    ...things I dont care about

    Vanessa Hudgens net smut: another thing the script writers of scrubs should add to Dr Cox's "things I don't care about" ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZdT34upCKE )

    @Charlie - I think it's both... kind of a "we will respect your privacy until you give us a boner" policy!

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    I second the motion

    Where is the bloody link ?! Surely we must be able to judge for ourselves whether or not Disney was justified in its outrage ?

    THE LINK !!

  4. Chris Collins

    Not porn

    Porn is people getting jiggy or, at a minimum, hamburger shots with some sort of salacious angle, not nudity. Hudgens's pic was just plain old nudey pics, although I didn't realise 70s retro included muffs. You can see people's minges on the nine o'clock news these days, Britney's flaps must have a suntan from all the flash photography.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I third that motion.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  6. b shubin

    Misdirection

    the media is doing its job, as dictated by the respective parent companies. about 98% of all print, radio and broadcast media in the US is owned by 5 large corporations.

    if they weren't talking about her, they'd have to talk about real news, like the economy, the war, the standard of living, the demise of the Bill of Rights, corruption, cronyism, patronage, the sorry excuse for a foreign policy, environmental destruction, national debt, trade deficit, the mortgage mess, the government spending deficit, the sorry state of "Homeland Security", some more corruption, lobbyists writing legislation, right-wing nutjobs setting government policy, the 80M+ people without health insurance, the absurd price of oil, pollution, our faith-based president, Guantanamo Bay, lies, damned lies and statistics, yet more corruption...

    you know, stuff you find on Mother Jones, The Nation, Bill Maher, Colbert and the Daily Show, maybe a couple of other obscure corners...AND NOWHERE ELSE.

    well, except in the foreign media, of course.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More likely..

    ..we don't want to show their arse in case they sue ours off.

  8. Daniel Ballado-Torres

    That's nothing

    Nah, those pics are too friendly. Real porn? From the same lame "reality show" or whatever that thing is called, search for "Chachi" Telesco, the Argentinian star for High School Musical who did get the boot.

    Her scandal was better: a 6 minute rumpy-pumpy video, Kazaa-quality style. She didn't get the benefit of "private home video" either, she got sacked real fast. Oh, and the video claims the dude she's with is her cousin.

    Now *that's* porn!

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ooh la la!

    " ... hamburger shots with some sort of salacious angle ... "

    Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Paris?

  10. laird cummings

    @pics or...

    I've seen the pics.

    Eh.

    Cute enough, I suppose, but I've seen better.

    *yawn*

  11. Jack Prichard

    Can someone, ANYONE, just give us the link already?

    I've NOT seen the picks.

    I would like to, in the interests of making up my own mind on the significant questions of:

    Is it porn or not?

    Is it real 70's retro or just pretent 70's retro?

    Let the people decide!

  12. James Condron

    @ Jack Prichard

    They're all over the internet, the amount of time it takes to post a message, wait for it to be checked and then have someone go through the same dance to leave a link...

    It'd be far quicker to find it your self.

    Anyone else think the photos are a little well done for a bedroom job? And who had the camera? I smell a publicity stunt. Sort of a

    "I'm 18, comfortable with nudity and looking for a job when High School Musical 8 bombs. Wake up holloywood- here I am"

    kind of statement.

  13. Ex Pat

    Crap in bed

    I've had Vanessa Hudgens, she was rubbish.

  14. mark Weiss

    v hudgens

    this information is published why? won't be long before the news will be about some minor cultural factoid who appears on youtube clothed. what about disney's original stars appearing in films without pants? huh? i ask you!

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Pretty boring

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/vanessa-hudgens-nude-photo-woes-201903

  16. Ishkandar

    @Daniel Ballado-Torres

    They do say that incest is relatively boring !! :-)

  17. Alex Witherspoon

    SCREENSHOT

    As they say, Screenshot or it didn't happen. Besides, Smut is nessesary for the very survival of the minds of men and lesbians alike.

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