Scale all wrong...
Not DEFCON, but the Symantec, it's soooo yesterday.
They need one more like the US terror threat.
Ooo it's Green:Never, otherwise people won't buy it.
Light Yellow: A threat, but we're not sure what.
Dark Yellow : A bigger threat, but we're not sure what.
Light Orange A even bigger threat, but we're not sure what
Dark Orange: Ooo really scary threat
Light Pink: We don't have those in the Whitehouse on my watch!
Red. OMG A really scary, nast threat, although we still can't be ceratin
Dark Red. Now this unknown threat may be actually real (or maybe not). Grass on anyone immediatly, lock up you prurty daughters, those evil little blighters get everywhere...