Kung-fu monks can kick ass, but they can't reincarnate

Monks at the Shaolin Temple in China, highly incensed by an assertion by a Japanese internet user that a single ninja had once laid the smackdown on their greatest, have deployed a fearsome warrior lawyer (presumably trained to an equally high standard in both law and arse-kicking). They have demanded that the internet user " …

[Anonymous Coward]

Name one "reality" show about people defending their family's honour...

"So many television programs try to depict people defending their honour or families honour but because naturally its on television you always take it with a pinch of salt even if it says its reality TV"

Umm, dude, I hate to tell you this, but "Death Wish", "The Sopranos" and Kurosawa's "Seven Samurai" aren't "reality tv".

I think you need to be taking a few /less/ pinches of that white stuff you're pretending is "salt" until you can tell the difference between real and not-real again...

[Rob]

The A-Team

The A-Team man, they're always defending people's honour, they really didn't commit that crime you know?