What a maroon
this actually deserves a Bugs Bunny quote.
in prehistoric days, this sort would be weeded out of the gene pool by saber-tooth tigers or something similar (ironic that the tiger had a smaller brain than this hormone-drenched twit). too bad we can't stick him in a coliseum with something large and aggressive, so he can get some stupid out of his system, or die in the process, as an example to others...
i'd be happy to film that and post it on YouTube.
adapted for our industrialized society, i'd like to do thus:
your honor, the jury unanimously finds the deficient...um, defendant guilty of idiocy on two counts.
[1] the defendant is an idiot for filming himself doing something he knows is illegal and guaranteed to attract police attention - the "low-hanging fruit" class of offense.
[2] the defendant is an idiot for posting said film where the entire industrialized world can get at it with minimal effort - the "too dumb to remain at large" class of offense.
judge, we recommend he be sentenced to a month of daily beatings until unconscious, administered by fellow chavs, a series of 30 parts, to be posted on YouTube for all to see.
bailiff, please take this fool away so members of the jury don't fall off their chairs laughing...