Love triangle kidnap pampernaut preps wingnut defence

Famous ex-NASA spacewoman and Navy pilot Lisa Nowak, accused of planning to abduct and rough up her stellar love rival Colleen Shipman, may be preparing a defence of temporary insanity. The troubled astronaut, who was said to have worn nappies during a cross-country dash to intercept Shipman at a Florida airport, is to stand …

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no comment

no comment, but good headline.

[David Blair]

What, no gun?

What self respecting American goes on a cross country kidnapping/murder attempt & doesn't use a gun? Oh course she's crazy judge, just give her probation & call it a day.

[Anonymous Coward]

@this

Well done - a whole oxymoronic sentance - now the whole internet is going to disappear up it's own arse.

[Ralph B]

AOL

Headline of the year! (And a real funny last line of story too). Well done chaps!

[A. Lewis]

To paraphase the 'comic book guy'.

Best. Headline. Ever!

[Ash]

Calling Ms Page... Ms Page to the reception please

Lester called; he wants his headline writer back.

[Edward Pearson]

Seriously..

If this isn't classed as "Conduct unbecoming of an officer" then I'm going to join NASA and spend the entire time absolutely plastered, dressed up in a space suit, shouting incomprehensible gibberish at passers by, all the while pointing up at the sky with a frightened look on my face.

And I'll do it all with complete impunity damnit!

[Robert McCracken]

Re :Edward P

I have the feeling that your plan might not be bonkers enough. You might have to say "Wibble" now and then with a pair of pants on your head and two pencils up your noise. Then you might just get away with it.

[Lucas]

Well, I wouldn't use temporary rationality

I mean, driving cross country in diapers in a trench coat in order to spray mace in your rival's face and shoot her with a bb gun, is kinda like insane.

[Anonymous Coward]

Come with me if you want to live

"Calling Ms Page... Ms Page to the reception please"

Surely Lewis Page is a man. An (ex) sailor man, no less - a roughie, toughie matelot.

[henry castro]

HOT!

Who cares if she's crazy and in a poopy diaper, I'd still do her!

[Patrick McKee]

Driven To Far

Asked a girl what she wanted to be

She said baby, can't you see

I wanna get even, and be real happy

I’m driving down to Florida wear’n a nappy.

Baby I wont wipe my ass

When I have to stop for gas

Baby I wont wipe my ass

And maybe I'll love you

I told the judge that my butt is real sore

He said baby, its from what you wore

Driving to Orlando is all very OK

But you should have stopped and gone Pott-a

Baby I wont wipe my ass

When I have to stop for gas

Baby I wont wipe my ass

And maybe I'll love you

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Baby I wont wipe my ass

When I have to stop for gas

Baby I wont wipe my ass

And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl to get out of her car

When she said listen babe stay back real far

I got no lover and it's breaking my heart

But I'm wearing diapers and I got to fart

Baby I wont wipe my ass

When I have to stop for gas

Baby I wont wipe my ass

And maybe I'll love you

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

[Ralph B]

Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah

Very funny. And, well done, you driven "Spider Pig" out of my head at last. D'Oh! It's back in there again now.