I guess next time he'll take her seriously when she yells, "I swear to God, Vladimir, put that thing away or I'll set it on fire!"
A Moscow man who ill-advisedly decided to sit watching telly in the nude in the flat he shared with his ex-missus earned himself a wedding-tackle-torching for his trouble, the Evening Standard reports. The unnamed man's former wife evidently took exception to his vodka-swilling TV viewing, and duly set fire to his penis. A …
Let's think about whether this is a good idea. Over there sits my ex-wife. Let me go ahead and take all my clothes off, and then sit here naked in from of the TV with my giant gut, and to top it off, I'll sip some Vodka. Preferably when she's got a date coming.
Gosh...you think she'll be offended???
Dirty bastard deserved what he got.
There are many over-the-counter products that can be surreptitiously applied to certain women's undergarments that cover certain parts of a woman's anatomy that will induce (over a short time) an overwhelming desire to remove such undergarments immediately. In great haste. No matter the current company.
While not physically scarring like fire on a "stick", the target of revenge being stuck on an airliner or some other suitably confined space and being forced to disrobe in public because her nether regions were on fire.....Priceless.
Men rule the world for a reason.
'Men rule the world for a reason.'
WOW, and I just wanted to say what a bang up job you guys are doing.
So good in fact that perhaps you should move on to being some sort of powerless figurehead and let people who know what they are doing run it instead.
Or anyone else really...
I wouldn't bandy about statements like that unless you want to start a wave of incidents similar to this one.