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We're not quite sure what's going on down at Torquay Police Property Office, but it appears one of the Boys in Blue has taken exception to Remington's fine range of electrical hair care products: Those Remington Shite Straighteners, as seen on Bumblee This admirable piece of straight-talking can be found on Bumblebee, the …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    i didn't know...

    ...joskyn had any hair left!


    too right


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  3. Guy

    I didn't know

    There was a police auction site - It's bookmarked now though..

  4. Gilbert Wham

    Me either

    Shame it seems to mainly sell nike tshirts and, strangely, rather a large quantity of cisco routers...

  5. Joskyn Jones

    Just a bit...

    ...of hair left, right and at the back...!


  6. Nick

    Looking for Tips?

    Were they looking for tips on how to solve a case in a day:- ?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Didn't the police used to....

    ....put the frighteners on people?

    Now it seems its the straighteners!

    ...I'll get my coat.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    They misunderstood what doing your bidding was about, they are all now bidding for the next car chase..

    If mine's on the same hanger, bring mine to the door with you..

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