Knock knock...
An EU official to another: we need Money...Alott & FREE, can you think of any thing
2nd Official: D'uh...US companies...Microsoft, Google, Intel...they all are evil & they all make tons of money
1st: How do they do that(make money)? do they have like thousands of employees & spend billions on R&D or something...
2nd: Do you want FREE money or not?
1st: Sorry, I was like started 'thinking' or something
2nd: Now you just listen, let's just slap Intel for few billions
1st: But what we'd tell the world about it?
2nd: D'uh...its pretty simple...we'd just say, Intel makes better & faster processors than AMD. And you know what most of the US & rest of the world will support & celebrate 'we slapping Microsoft, Google, Intel'...
1st: What if US government protest or something...
2nd: Dude, do you ever watch/read like TV/News! US government is sooo unpopular in the US, if they even dare to protest, all of the US will beg us up to slap Intel even more...
1st: Dude you are like a genius or something
2nd: I studied at Harvard & Yale but don't tell anyone.