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Well, our recent invitation to you, our beloved readers, to submit a "nom de sex" - based on the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on - provoked a huge and highly entertaining response. In fact, so great was the feedback that our poll to select the overall winner offers no less than 100 potential pornstar …

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  1. Gordon Guthrie

    Of course all geeks know...

    That the only acceptable winner is:

    Ada Lovelace

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sorely lacking...

    I don't see Brock Pounder on the mans list here. Where's the beef folks?

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  3. Les Matthew

    How am I supposed to choose

    between "Fluffy Bristol" and "Muffy Mount"? ;)

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  4. Russell

    Awesome

    This has made my day. I would particularly like to see a "training video" involving Napoleon Oakmount and Silky Staines...

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Muffy Mount..

    Didn't she star in.....

    rummages through old (ahem) film collection....

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  6. Alex

    Bah...

    I wish I'd added mine. I think it would have been in with a shot...

    "Max Hyde"

    Oh, yah.

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  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is only I'd known

    I would have offered up my "Buster Churchill"

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  8. Cameron Colley

    What about...

    ...Randy Thrust?

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  9. Nexox Enigma

    You're telling me...

    That someone lived on Morningwood street?

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re: If only I'd known

    .... I could have submitted:

    Fritz Youngmans

    Oooh Errr

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Name

    mine was Milo Rockford

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Morningwood street?

    So it would appear.

    http://www.817morningwoodlane.com/

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How could mine not be on the list?

    You probably thought it was fake, but "Shaft East" is a GREAT porn name...especially for a male Asian porn star (I grew up on East Street, and our only cat was named Shaft...for "he's a real cool cat, that Mr. Shaft"). I'm disappointed...

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  14. Sceptical Bastard

    Near misses

    Damn! I missed this one!

    Irritatingly, I can't match pets to streets. My gran had a spanial called Lusty (true!) but she lived on Pavilion Avenue. Doesn't quite work. Whereas my parents had a mongrel called Tonto and lived in Cummings Road. Had it been reversed, it'd have been a winner!

    (Tonto - named after the character in The Lone Ranger - was a vile obnoxious evil-smelling fleabag that should've been put down at birth but lived to be 17, thus surviving long enough to bite me several times during my childhood.)

    BTW, that Silky Staines ... anyone got her phone number?

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why?

    I worked on a US based project with a team including Alexandre Casanova, Rich Love and Oscar Trinidad. Who needs a made up porn name when your parents give you names like that?

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  16. John Cooper

    Missing Star

    I was surprised that Biggus Dickus didn't make your list. Surely this is one of the most pre-emminent male names of all time.

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  17. Qster

    Pinky Philpott FTW!

    Quality.

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