".. only been in Blighty a couple of days", well perhaps the dodgey bloke who put her in the shipping container under cover of darkness with fake documents could help with inquiries into the trade?
A 20-something Chinese woman made a creditable pitch for the world's thickest DVD pirate title when she attempted to flog her wares to West Yorkshire Trading Standards, the Evening Standard reports. The unnamed comedy bootlegger explained to "bemused" workers at the Leeds office that she'd only been in Blighty for a couple of …
Like the guy who walks into a resturant to rob them only to find its full of cops who happen to enjoy the food there....
My favorite one however is when a bank robber shows up at a bank and says "Freeze! I'm robbing the place" or something to that effect only to find out 99% of the people in that bank are armed...
The bank was in Texas.
... the one that describes the folly of one very stupid robber that tried to rob:
a) A firearms shop
b) Full of customers (who obviously are armed)
c) With a squad car parked right outside the store, and
d) a cop chatting with the clerk.
Sufficient to say the bloke was so stupid he made a "warning shot", which was happily reciprocated by the cops and customers. Ow.
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