I'm reminded of the old joke
How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tit a lot.
The US's population of ocelots - estimated at "100 or less" - came one step closer to extinction this week with the unexplained death of a breeding age male in southeast Texas's Laguna Atascosa National Wildlife Refuge, Reuters reports. The refuge is home to just 30 to 40 breeding adults, and since the colony is cut off from …
Metal Gear Solid, that's the IT angle right there. Also, ocelots are a favourite of Paris Hilton, who has a big coat made of ocelot fur. When you switch on an Apple iPhone, the startup image is an ocelot. Ocelots have USB ports in their spines and they light up when you type really quickly. They have an ecrypted partition that does not work properly with Linux. The man from Microsoft can smell Ocelot monetization.
That ocelot joke is partly responsible for Bill Clinton's election to the US presidency. Dan "Potatoe" Quayle reportedly passed George HW Bush a note bearing that joke during extremely delicate negotiations with some foreign power or other.
When Bush later yakked into Kiichi Miyazawa's lap, people began to realize that this clown Quayle would assume the presidency should the old man pop his clogs. One quick saxophone serenade later, Hillary was choosing the curtains for the Oval Office.