Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm

There's some good news this morning for Bill Gates: if he ever finds himself fallen on hard times he can always make a few quid offloading his sperm on eager Chinese female recipients. That's if China's Self magazine is to be believed, because the IT potentate secured second spot in a poll which asked 1,000 women from 15 cities …

[Gerard Krupa]

Because business acumen is a genetic trait

You just have to take one look at Paris Hilton to see evidence of that

[Anonymous Coward]

They still...

... will not *date* the nerdy type though.

[Dax Farrer]

Because business acumen is a genetic trait ?

Prove that statement ...

[Anonymous Coward]

Title

"he can always make a few quid offloading his sperm on eager Chinese female recipients"

I think 'to' or even 'into' rather than 'on' if the goal is procreation.

This is what happens when you get your sex education from Internet porn.

[amanfromMars]

Swinging ....

"They still..... will not *date* the nerdy type though."

That must be because the real nerdy types aren't trying....... yet.:-)

You'd be amazed at what happens whenever they do. And IT certainly will amaze All if they are doing IT Right.

And that is a Constant Quantum BetaTest which ITs Programmers Drive Every Day in ZeroDay Virtual Trade Environments/Domains.

IGF Territory in Intellectual Property Portfolios?

I do Believe IT is So...... therefore IT is?

Is that a HyperRadioProActive Mars Launch or Landing?

A Paradigm Shift in Thinking to Manage Perception for a Change into AI AidDed Systems Servered from an InterNetworking Core/Hub/Virtualised Root Server.

I Kid U Not.

[Anonymous Coward]

Scott Adams foresaw this

...just Google 'Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s'

[Anonymous Coward]

wait for SP2..

They may want it but best not install it until SP2 is out, or at least some form of hot fix.

[Rich Bryant]

Missing the point

Lester's definitely aiming for a headline-contest winner. The story is unimportant.

[Mary]

got to love a geek

I am a 100% bona fide female girl. Almost all the men I have dated in the last 7 years (since I turned 18) up to and including my current boyfriend, have had jobs best described to my parents as "something to do with computers". Intelligent men are sexy. Tall, skinny, wears glasses and 'amusing' t-shirts, works for me. Of course, they have also all known how the shower works, been polite and attentive, and had a certain amount of confidence which are hurdles for many men, geek or otherwise.. ;-)

[MishyMoshy]

RimmerWorld

This just puts me in mind of all those so-called alien abduction reports where sad guys claim they were specially selected by their overlords to impregnate their whole species of lush ultra-babes from Planet Sexy. Bill could live out that fantasy for real! Scary.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Good night.

[Lee Hepler]

Looks like a golden EBAY opportunity

I guess we will be seeing frozen sperm of famous people being auctioned off on EBAY now. To bad I am in my late 40's now I probably could have produced 4 or 5 products a day in my teens or early 20's and retired in 3 or 4 years. Of course you would be caught eventually but just put the money in a Swiss bank and say you spent it at the race track placing bets.

There again if I just produce one every other day now the kids will be a lot smarter than the ones Bills magic juice would have produced. You might need partners of other races to fill those black and hispanic sport figure orders.

Yet another cottage industry is born. But what should we call it? Spoogle?

[Anonymous Coward]

Title

"They still...

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 10:26 GMT ... will not *date* the nerdy type though.!"

Fine with me :P

[M7S]

Its not because of his genetic "legacy"

Although there's an upgrade joke somewhere there.....

Its so they can pop down to the CSA after getting a DNA test and sue for maintenance.

[CharleyBoy]

Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm???!

But....,

but...,

... but think about all the bugs!