Imagine the press
When "Huggable the bear hugs too hard" due to a bug. Oh well, the kid was terminally ill anyway.
An MIT doctoral candidate has produced a robotic desk lamp, though its maker prefers to call it a "collaborative lighting assistant", or even "non-anthropomorphic robotic platform". See the Flash video: Click To Play New Scientist reports that the robo-lamp is the brainchild of Guy Hoffman, a member of the Robotic Life …
I think this is the same lab that put together the alarm clock that jumps off the end-table and hides, forcing you to find it to shut it off. For the hard-to-wake sleeper.
But my first thought was was of those dancing flowers. Why, oh why, do we need dancing flowers?
How indeed? One is forced to assume that media in this case is the plural of medium in the mystical, rather than informational, sense. In this new Robot Instantiation of Mentalism: Serendipitous Homing on Objects in Thought, one can perhaps see the next generation of "employees" in Monte Carlo and Las Vegas.
RotM is now, perhaps, Rise of the Mentals.
Too Much Time
Look, they have already invented the light switch that turns on the lights when you enter the room (I have one in my office here at "work"). It seems to me that they could have just flipped on the main light switch (as previously mentioned).
Please leave the emotional (and hopping) goose neck lamps to Pixar and animation. They do a better job anyway.
They can do our chores for us. Turning on a light is not a chore, washing the dishes is. We have dishwashers, but we don't have the robot that takes the dirty dishes from the table and puts them in the dishwasher.
I understand the need to build small steps at a time, and this might be one of them, but it has no use in everyday life. It might have a use as a prop in some Hollywood film about a crazy inventor and the tribulations of his life, but what we everyday humans need is an intelligent tool that can vacuum where needed, mow the lawn when necessary, take out the garbage and walk the dog - preferably without needing to be told to do it.
In the mean time, I can handle the lighting myself, thank you very much.
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