Purple ... coincidence?
"Visitors to the Labour Party website this morning will see a purple rose"
.... and what colour do you get if you mix red and blue?
I can smell the joss-sticks and hear the whale-song from here
Anyone wondering why it took Tony Blair so long to fall on his sword has the answer this morning. He was waiting for Gordon's marketing boutique to okay the shiny new logo. Visitors to the Labour Party website this morning will see a purple rose and Labour logo. New Labour it seems is New no longer. The red has gone and so has …
So "New Labour" becomes "Labour", whilst what some of us remember as "Labour" will no doubt be referred to as "Old Labour" before too long. - Or maybe not at all. Politics does breed short memories, after all.
Intriguing that the new party colour also indicates the party's stance: somewhere between red(left) and blue(right).
Perhaps the Tory camp can follow suit by deriving a new party colour that infers left + environmental issues? Turquoise perhaps?
[Before people write in and start telling me about how the primary colours work, I'd like to point out that I'm referring to the subtractive spectrum ala mixing paint, or else the joke wouldn't work.]
Purple for Labour, then (and for the Cameron). But a complete absence of yellow.
The message is obvious, if their policies aren't enough to persuade you:
Labour and Conservative alike are moving to a new /illiberal/ stance on everything. New slogan: tough on everything. Tough in the head!
I just love the fact that the new, New Labour (as opposed to the old
New Labour) website colour scheme is pimarily purple; a fetching mix of red and blue. Not exactly portentious of a move to Socialist values and principles is it?
It is ironic also that purple is the most obvious colour on David Cameron's website too ("Webcameron" must have taken his PR department literally minutes trawling the remaining few domains on the 'tinterweb to get that gem), while the Conservative Party Website is now a foxy mix of Blue and Green (see what they did there?)
Don't these people know how this works?
Red on the Left, Blue on the Right and liberal democracy is a sort of orangey, yellowy, "I don't really know what I am" kind of 'Werthers Original' colour.
Purple is the sort of middle of the road colour that suggests no
particular ideology beyond maintaining the capitalists status
quo..............oooohhhhhhhhh right, gotcha........
CJM
@Nik Peltekakis:
"he doesnt look like someone who should be running the country."
As I have oft opined before, NO-ONE who looks like they want to be running the country should be allowed anywhere near the post. Pick someone at random, and genly explain to them that they will be dealt with severely if they cock it up.
The new-look webcameron has a forum.
http://www.webcameron.org.uk/4
The developers took care to protect this high profile site from possible SQL injection attacks by stripping the words 'select' and 'from' from every post. It has the unfortunate side effect of making some sentences meaningless, but hey, omettes and that.
Roses always thrive best when fed copious amounts of horse shit on their roots. Their colour is also influenced by their intake of nutrients and grafting on other stock.
And shares presumabley !
Don't get upset, it isn't only the techies over here that've had their heads in the IT bucket, my kids have two mobile phones each and numerous on-line avatars that keep them mentally challenged on a daily basis.
Now that we've got Terminator kill-bots to be run by an excellent example of a successful Private Finance Initiative (PFI) system called 'Skynet' which is being deployed in "South West Asia" (wherever that is ? wasn't it the Middle East last week ?), and our sixth sense has been replaced by Balance (latest GCSE Science), does it matter who is nominally the head of a provincial European government ?
Just make sure you buy the right stocks, eh ! Anyone want to buy some yellow ?
Roses always thrive best when fed copious amounts of horse shit on their roots. Their colour is also influenced by their intake of nutrients and grafting on other stock.
And shares presumabley !
Don't get upset, it isn't only the techies over here that've had their heads in the IT bucket, my kids have two mobile phones each and numerous on-line avatars that keep them mentally challenged on a daily basis.
Now that we've got Terminator kill-bots to be run by an excellent example of a successful Private Finance Initiative (PFI) system called 'Skynet' which is being deployed in "South West Asia" (wherever that is ? wasn't it the Middle East last week ?), and our sixth sense has been replaced by Balance (latest GCSE Science), does it matter who is nominally the head of a provincial European government ?
Just make sure you buy the right stocks, eh ! Anyone want to buy some yellow ?