Branson the hypocrite
Heh. Great sub-head. Played loudly by Richard "Angelface" Branson. The brave champion of consumers, master of competition, and defender of corporate innovation. Until, that is, someone whips him in a fight over a TV station, when he turns his sad, sincere eyes to the cameras and whines for the government to protect poor wittle him against those bad Yankee bullies. Smarmy hypocrite.