My sympathies...no, honestly!
What a tragedy!
Bloke buys motor for a wedge that could purchase half of my street
Bloke takes delivery and one week later rents said phallic extension to boy racer for more than most of us spend on a new motor
Boy racer does 100mph in heavy rain on 40mph road
Boy racer loses control hitting Astra driven by pregnant woman and totals expensive four-wheeled dildo (but was he using his mobile at the time?)
If it weren't for the fact that these kind of tossers (like the motorbike tosser who was nicked after displaying his tosserness on You Tube) put our lives at risk on the road every day and in this case hospitalised a pregnant woman (never mind her trashing her means of transport) I would say: HO-HO!
I just hope one loses his money and the other gets locked up.