40K Shades of Warhammer
Somewhere, in a parallel universe nearer than you may think...
The telephone rings.
GW. Ms. Hogarth?
H: Yes, speaking.
GW: We heard you wrote an ebook set in the WH40K universe...
H ...ah, yeah ... look, fan fiction...
GW: ... is what we are after! I mean, look at the success of Nine-and-a-Half Shades of Electric Pink*! You take the trouble to write stuff about our stuff, were not going to stamp on you with a space marine's iron-clad boot! No way! What, are we Pear Inc.* or something? Instead, we were going to ask you to come along to our office, talk over publishing your ebook as an add-on for new subscribers, add some art, maybe you'd like to chat with our staff writers. Other companies might waffle on about vague stuff like honesty, courage, humility. That's bollocks, we say!
H: Ah, right...
GW: Yeah! We know that talent means profit and that's good for all of us, right? See you Monday in Nottingham?
H: Well, I mean, that *is* a surprise. I'm impressed ... See you at 9 a.m. sharp!
* It is a parallel universe, after all.