Re: Well this explains the terrible security.....
Eh? You eagerly await the next massive security breach? What are you talking about? It would serve us all better if you were worried about your issues in the land of the free. The US has an appalling record of cybersecurity failures, critically affecting many branches of government and revealing untold amounts of extremely sensitive personal and national security information. Take the 2020 breach as an example; it was bad, really, really bad, but unfortunately, I'm prevented from emphasising just how bad it was because much of it is classified. It's so bad that they won't even tell us how bad it was. That's freedom, y'all. Woo!
What's even worse is that US companies are responsible for much of the West's critical infrastructure (Apple, Microsoft, Google, Cisco, AWS, Uber, etc.). This means breaches could lead to serious and deadly global problems. Still, despite the security experts earning salaries in the millions, they fuck it up constantly. The fact that the US govt does not oversee this situation better is reckless and irresponsible. Worse still, no matter how badly they fuck up, the US govt just gives these firms more secret data to protect. Look at the amount of security fuck ups Microsoft has made that have led to catastrophic outcomes. Yet, the US govt (with all these wonderful salaries you imply US govt security jobs pay) keeps trusting them with more of its critical national security information. IT'S NUTS.
I work in this area in the UK, and at the risk of being impolite, you don't know what you're talking about. That said, like you, I feel sorry for those of us in the UK, but only because we must rely so much on US infrastructure, software, services, corporate governance structures and a substandard US government cybersecurity service that keeps making the same mistakes. Not to mention a guy who keeps nuclear records in his garage and tweets mission details whenever he fancies it.
However, unlike you, I will not and never would have a good chuckle when the US has another breach. Why the hell would I? Only a dickhead would want to do that.