back to article Blessed are the cryptographers, labelling them criminal enablers is just foolish

Nearly a decade ago I decided to try my hand as a cryptographer. It went about as well as you might expect. I’d gotten the crazy idea to write a tool that would encrypt Twitter’s direct messages - sent in the clear - so that your private communications would truly be private, visible to no one, including Twitter. Writing the …

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      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: [serious and organised crime]?

        So as long as there is no physical assault involved, the crime is not serious?

        1. lglethal Silver badge
          Go

          Re: [serious and organised crime]?

          Not my definition Jake. But basically anything involving violence gets treated much more seriously than without.

          Thats why a white collar criminal who fleeces thousands of people of their savings destroying their lives in the process will almost always get a much lighter sentence than a mugger who knocks down an old woman and breaks her hip in order to steal her handbag.

          No one said its right, but it is the way the world works at the moment...

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: [serious and organised crime]?

            I'm not laughing at the crime(s) involved, far from it ... I'm laughing at the pompous politicians using language to make their own deeds look bigger and better than the last guy's ... Next thing you know we'll have Most Serious And Organized Crimes, and then Most Serious Heinous And Organized Crimes or the like ... better if the acronym can be massaged to spell something that is patriotic, at least to today's sheep electorate.

            Whatever happened to just "crimes"? Kinda covers it all, no?

            1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

              Re: Kinda covers it all, no?

              Not really. Not in my opinion.

              Otherwise, our justice system would be quite simple : you committed a crime, you get executed.

              There are degrees, and they must be taken into account. A group of thieves who stake out a house, find out when the occupants are gone, break in and loot the place and get gone will get less attention than a group who break in and murder everyone, then loot.

              And that is logical.

              1. jake Silver badge

                Re: Kinda covers it all, no?

                The details belong in the courtroom, not in long-winded political speeches.

                1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                  Re: Kinda covers it all, no?

                  This is true. The courts do, however, need definitions of offences, and sentencing guidelines, otherwise you just end up with "hanging judges" who make it up as they go along.

          2. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

            Re: [serious and organised crime]?

            Not my definition Jake. But basically anything involving violence gets treated much more seriously than without.

            Unless it's violence against women for some reason. Hence the UK government's provisions in the Policing Bill for ten year sentences for attacking a statue, but much lesser sentences for rape.

            Everyone should be angry about this sort of disproportionality.

        2. jake Silver badge

          Re: [serious and organised crime]?

          I get a downvote for asking a simple question, based on logically parsing the esteemed commentard lglethal's excellent and timely reply to my questions regarding The Law in a foreign land? Tough crowd!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: [serious and organised crime]?

            Elreg commentators - lets restore balance to the universe and be kind eh?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: [serious and organised crime]?

              Why would the Universe needs balance? It gets all far more entertaining when things are a bit out of whack.

              :)

        3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

          Re: [serious and organised crime]?

          IANAL, but I think the distinctions here are:

          Organised crime = crime committed by members of a criminal organisation (such as a modern slavery ring, people smugglers or various "Mafia" organisations)

          Serious crime = anything listed as such in the Serious Crime Act of 2015. I think the basic definition is anything where the perpetrator could be considered a risk to the public at large. As with politically defined things, it's a bit fuzzy, but I don't think it actually covers things like physical assault, which, sadly, are common and widespread, and not treated as seriously as they should be.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: [serious and organised crime]?

            So anything not listed there is disorganised crime?

            :)

            1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: [serious and organised crime]?

              In this case, the opposite of organised is non-organised, not disorganised.

              i.e. not involving an organisation.

              There's every potential for organised crime to also be disorganised. Al Capone forgot to pay his taxes...

    1. Alumoi Silver badge

      Re: [serious and organised crime]?

      I don't know about serious or organized crime, but serious AND organized crime sounds like government business.

    2. chivo243 Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: [serious and organised crime]?

      Who would have thunk it, my mom and my brother I am part of SOC? When she finds out, she will want her cut of the proceeds!

      My coat with Occam's razor in the pocket, you know for that SOC stuff.... jeesh

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: [serious and organised crime]?

        A crim with a blade! Naughty, naughty!

        We'd best be careful, next thing you know they'll outlaw "intellectuals".

    3. Cynic_999

      Re: [serious and organised crime]?

      Organised crime refers to crimes committed by a group of people who cooperate with each other in order to perpetrate various crimes. Serious crime refers to crimes that are considered to be of a serious nature (Not sure of the exact definition, but ISTR is any crime that has a maximum sentence of 5 years or longer).

      A group of people who organise the fly-tipping of building waste would be an organised criminal gang, but this would probably not be considered to be *serious* organised crime. A person who murders his next door neigbour over a fence dispute would have commited a serious crime but it would not be an *organised* crime.

      Robberies and murders etc carried out by a group of people acting in a common interest would be considered serious organised crime.

      HTH

      1. chivo243 Silver badge
        Boffin

        Re: [serious and organised crime]?

        Yes, they run in packs... and usually run a waste disposal entity. Dipping your beaks in places not welcome by Organized Crime is a way to end up as death statistic. You gots to be part of the system, or an opponent.

        There is plenty of room for small time Johnnies, but usually that operation will be "absorbed" by the group already controlling the area. It really is a corporate structure, not so may laws.

        Disclaimer, I grew up near Chicago and lived there for 3 years while in Uni, while working the food service business. It was all loosely connected, with a few names at the top. Some had the same last names as politicians, coincidence to be sure...

    4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: [serious and organised crime]?

      I've given an example or two of disorganised crime here before now.

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: [serious and organised crime]?

        So has ElReg. So have I. So have many other commentards.

  1. Torben Mogensen

    Are banks criminal?

    When i use my online bank services, I believe (and seriously hope) that all traffic is strongly encrypted. Does that make the banks criminal? (O.k., they may be, but for other reasons). What about the VPN I need to use to access my work server when not on the local network? What about using https instead of http? And so on.

    If governments do not want us to use crypto, they should show an example and stop using it themselves, making all documents and communication public. Like that's ever gonna happen.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Are banks criminal?

      Absolutely agree. It's the first thing I want to say to any idiot with a public mandate. You want backdoored encryption ? Fine, let's start with your communications. See how you like that.

      After all, leading is showing by example, right ?

      Okay, stop pushing, I'm on my way out.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Are banks criminal?

        I think banks come under the heading of serious disorganised crime British bank TSB says it will fix days-long transaction troubles tonight

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Are banks criminal?

        Not just their communications. I want them to publish all their login credentials. Banking, eCommerce, Twitter, Tinder ... the lot.

        If they're willing to do that I might start to think that they believe what they say, for what it's worth.

        1. jake Silver badge

          Re: Are banks criminal?

          Until somebody twigs (and demonstrates) that the published accounts are bogus, and the actual accounts they use are still private. Which is exactly how they would handle it, of course.

          Rules? Rules are for the Common People!

  2. Kit-Fox

    Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

    Soon Pi will no longer be 3.14, but just plain 3 as the .14 is clearly messy and the sign of a creator who had no idea what they were doing :P (/sarc in case it wasnt obvious)

    I still stand by my view that if the tech companies wanted to, they could demonstrate to countries and the idiots running them what will happen when crypto and privacy is removed by simply turning off the service for 7 days (1 calendar week) in that geographical location.

    In this instance but turning off Fb / WhatsApp / Instagram / Signal / Telegram / Twitter etc etc ad infinitum (I dont know, nor care to know them all) as well the banks turning off all secure pay options for online services too (after all thats encrption too right? :P ) for all Aussie users, the government and the idiots running it could them observe what is the outcome of what they desire but I suspect they wont like the result (I'm guessing total riots and breakdown of society within 72hours).

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

      Total riots ? Probably not.

      Some russian hackers making a fortune and leaving thousands in poverty ? Very likely.

      1. Kit-Fox

        Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

        You'd lose all online and remote banking payment services

        No MS Teams / Zoom / Skype etc

        No online shopping, pretty much no online services

        No ATMs

        No Legal advice or complex cases dealt with by lawyers

        No mobile phone services - this would probably affect the emergency services radio systems too, military too potentially

        Contracts would probably grind to a halt as well

        All of these things are underpinned by encryption in some form or another. In some cases yes there are ways around that but its slower, more labour intensive and requires more input from the "customer"

        Are all the 20-somethings today used to having everything at their fingertips going to go back to doing things how it happened in the 50s? Will they be happy about that?

        I suspect it would cause an awful lot of problems, especially if the tech companies/banks etc could co-ordinate to bring their withdrawl of services at the same time. It might make government ministers actually pay attention to the fact that encryption and privacy are needed. Also yes I do believe it would lead to riots and an increase in violence and cause societal issues of a magnitude that could cause some countries to struggle to manage it.

    2. adam 40 Silver badge

      Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

      The U.S. Army already use 3 for Pi, and it's only 5% out.

      1. 42656e4d203239 Silver badge

        Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

        Blacksmiths do as well.... or so I was told by a highly talented blacksmith who was trying to teach me how to hit hot metal.

        Now what that says about the U.S. Army, or indeed blacksmiths, I wouldn't dare to contemplate let alone post on a public forum - both groups (and most of the individuals within them) are bigger than me!

        1. Kit-Fox

          Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

          I'd suggest that it means neither group are all that bothered with absolute accuracy (or as near to as possible) Lets face it do the US army really care where their shells/missiles land? Based on their performance since 9/11 I'd suggest not (and that appears to apply to most allied armed forces too).

          As for blacksmiths, well the process of fettling matters and can be used to make a forged peice fit, and you can always weld on an extra bit if appropiate etc, there are ways to make things work and add/remove materials

          However context matters, and when talking about maths and crypto, preciseness and accuracy matter a lot (which was the point of the joke). You cant just make up the rules of maths to suit your needs in such situations where you care or there is the potential to introduce large gaping security holes. (or in the case of Nasa forgetting the change between Imperial/Metric, losing a multimillion probe to mars another good example of preciseness/accuracy mattering)

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

        That's why the tyres on their Jeeps look so odd.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Will government idiots never learn? They might have to be taught by example

      “Soon Pi will no longer be 3.14, but just plain 3 as the .14 is clearly messy and the sign of a creator who had no idea what they were doing :P (/sarc in case it wasnt obvious) “

      It has already been tried https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

      Hopefully it did serve as an example.

  3. Flak
    Black Helicopters

    Cryptography is a weapon

    Phil Zimmerman felt the heat of the US government when it conducted a criminal investigation into his (alleged) 'munitions export without a license', i.e. PGP being made available globally. Thankfully this was dropped.

    (All) governments have this lovely double standard - they want to keep their own communications secure and private, but be able to read everyone else's.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Cryptography is a weapon

      That was nothing but security theater, and everybody knew it.

      A far better example is Bruce Schneier's "Applied Cryptography" book, my copy of which includs source code examples both in the text (which did not fall under the export restrictions) and in the CD, which was bound into the cover (and very definitely did fall under those restrictions). From daft people come daft laws. Do you vote? For daft people? Are you sure?

    2. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      Re: Cryptography is a weapon

      Every time I release an iPhone app, I have to attest whether or not it contains cryptography, and if so whether we have made the right declaraions. Even using https requires bureaucracy. You'd think they'd be swamped.

  4. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

    I'm bookmarking this article for the next time a commentard insists they can throw together an encrypted chat app using off the shelf components in five minutes. I feel many would get the same reaction if they ever did put one together and release it publicly. Nobody who has any understanding of this stuff is complacent about how hard it is to get right.

    1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge

      Hate to burst your bubble... but making an encrypted chat application is pretty straight forward.

      Making a SECURE encrypted chat application is the hard bit...

      1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

        Ahhh, they've mastered that most tricky of cryptographic arts: perfect forward insecurity.

  5. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Australia

    Is exclusively populated by criminals.

    1. the Jim bloke
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      Re: Australia

      and we maintain the tradition by making it illegal to come here..

      How Good Is Australia !

  6. Greybearded old scrote Silver badge

    Your examples

    There's a problem with a couple of your examples.

    Political activists and whistle blowers are both treated as criminals by politicians and law enforcement agencies by default. Even when the political action is as simple as a quiet vigil near the scene of a tragic murder. (Once the popular duchess has left the area, natch.)

  7. Long John Silver
    Pirate

    Australia, where's that?

    Despite there being an opera house Australia has no claim to being a cultural powerhouse in any respect. The brightest, thrown up by through regression towards the mean by even the most unpromising stock, leave. Thereby they make no contribution back toward maintaining genetic diversity.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Australia, where's that?

      So you think Kylie Minogue and AC/DC should have been repatriated to start a breeding program of native artists?

      1. Gene Cash Silver badge
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: Australia, where's that?

        I don't know... but I'll bet there's Rule 34 of it!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There's an abundance of non-false equivalencies out there

    Let's not sell cars because they're used as getaway vehicle

    Do not lock your house because we may want to get in

    .. inevitably leading to ye olde backdoor argument, so let's drop a few there too:

    Let's have a backdoor - and see your TSA keys now even sold on Amazon

    Hello Clipper II - new arguments, just as stupid

    Is it just me or is there a seven year cycle to this stupidity? That said, I'm starting to get the impression that his particular cycle hasn't shown any signs of abating just yet.

  9. whitepines
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    Democracy!

    Privacy creates agency. When you can communicate privately, your potential actions grow.

    Brilliant. This is the most concise form of the basic privacy argument that I have seen.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Yup, it ain't easy.

    Using algorithms (even the good ones) without understanding the basics is the same as having the best DIY tools but no understanding of the basics laws of nature.

    In the case of a hammer you could try to prevent beginners from hitting their own thumbs by suggesting they hold it with two hands but that only means the threat now moves to their toes, but I'm getting a bit off track here.

    What I wanted to say is that you have to have a grasp of the fundamentals of security and protection or your use of a secure algorithm is leaving plenty of weaknesses to bypass the barrier the good crypto will present, and getting that whole framework right, well, that's why good people study for years and still find new things to improve and even then the occasional gifted amateur trips them up and dials it again a notch higher.

    I'm glad these people are around.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Yup, it ain't easy.

      "In the case of a hammer you could try to prevent beginners from hitting their own thumbs by suggesting they hold it with two hands but that only means the threat now moves to their toes, but I'm getting a bit off track here."

      Just a bit off track ... but a good place to add something useful ... When first teaching someone to split wood, put them on their knees in front of the log, and the base of the log at ground-level. That way, when they miss the target, the sledge or axe strikes the ground, not their shins or feet. Saves on hospital visits. The actual loss in impact force is minimal, as measured by me, using a couple nieces & nephews, and a couple of adults as test subjects (that's strikers, not strikees).

      I buried a cutting block in the ground out at the woodshed just for this.

      1. Wayland

        Re: Yup, it ain't easy.

        Oh dear, that sounds a bit like driving fast on a mountain road when there is a barrier stopping you going over the edge if you get it wrong.

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