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In shock news, it has emerged that recent record-breaking increases in particle ring energy achieved at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) - the most powerful atomsmasher ever assembled by the human race - have caused a hyperdimensional portal leading to an inhabited parallel universe to open up deep beneath Switzerland, in what …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Where's the Kaboom?

    There was sup-posed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    New analysis

    From reflections inside the blue glow we can see that from the other side, the gateway looks orange.

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  3. liquidphantom

    Total Photonic Reversal

    Cross the streams!!

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  4. J 3
    Joke

    [checks date...]

    Oh, damn, I was SO looking forward to this being true! :-)

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  5. Chris Seiter
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    Whip Stich

    Maybe my string theorist brother-in-law can just whip stich the hole closed with a quantum needle.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
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    Someone tell our brave special ops soldiers

    to grab the chainsaw when it drops!!

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  7. Daniel von Asmuth
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    So now you know

    the secret Swiss technology for drilling holes into Emmental cheese.

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  8. Stewart Haywood

    Latest news

    An old friend on the scene tells me that a volley of tinnies of Foster's flew out of the blue glow followed by a note saying "G'day G'day from Antares at Lucas heights Sydney."

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  9. Alan Firminger

    Er

    I posted my response yesterday.

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  10. henrydddd
    FAIL

    Don't panic

    Scientists have told the authorities not to worry about any permanent inter-dimensional door being created. They say that all of the black holes that the LHC is crankin out will solve the problem very quickly

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  11. asdf
    Joke

    Re: Someone tell our brave special ops soldiers #

    Ash made the chainsaw cool. Remember shop smart shop S-Mart!

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Grenade

    Hmmm.....

    Has anyone noticed if there's a rogue physicist running about armed with a crowbar, who doesn't speak, and is wearing an HEV suit?

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  13. ShaggyDoggy

    Time

    Time travel is soooo next year

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