back to article NCSC's London HQ was chosen because GCHQ spies panicked at the prospect of grubby Shoreditch offices

The National Cyber Security Centre picked its London HQ building not because it was the best or most cost-efficient location – but because the agency "prioritised image over cost", a Parliamentary committee has said. NCSC's HQ in the English capital's Nova South development, a glitzy commercial building near Westminster, was …

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    1. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

      Re: They have Cyber in their name

      Come to think, letting the Cybermen into Canary Wharf was a bad mistake the last time.

  1. FlamingDeath Silver badge

    Shoreditch

    Don’t forget your nose peg, that place stinks from memory, as soon as I stepped out of the station all I could smell was a mixture of shit and fatbergs

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Shoreditch

      Mandarins in Shoreditch as well?

  2. Velv
    Pint

    London?

    In this day and age why does it need to be in London? I'd have thought there would be distinct advantages to it being anywhere that wasn't London.

    I'm guessing the bosses have their favourite bars and restaurants...

    1. NeilPost Silver badge

      Re: London?

      Why, oh why, oh why the fuck in London.

      Every time something new like this is set up **IT’S ALWAYS THE FUCK IN London**. London-centric/first as ever.

      By it’s nature IT, comms etc can be anywhere.

      NCSC could have been anywhere from Carlisle to Weymouth, Inverness to Swansea.

      Alight with a good tech University , GCHQ?

      1. I am the liquor

        Re: London?

        Or Cheltenham even.

        I suppose the risk would be that the NCSC bods might get too good at their jobs if they could hob-nob with the opposition in the canteen.

      2. Eclectic Man Silver badge

        Re: London?

        For the same reason that public enquiries are always headed by a (sometimes retired) judge*. Keep it all nice and 'in the family'. Don't want any unpredictable outsiders doing anything like actually deciding things rationally. Of course the lawyers reckon they are the best at asking questions, but honestly, Dorothy Hodgkin, Mary Beard, Paul Nurse, Harry Kroto are / were just as good, if not better, and are interested in reality, rather than 'the best argument'.**

        The problem is that senior people in government like to be able to talk in person to senior people. And while some senior people are in London, the others want to be there too. The Northern Powerhouse would only really happen if the House of Commons moved to Barnsley.

        *Like it or not, all senior judges have succeeded and risen through the ranks in a system of justice that still discriminates significantly against non-male, non-white, non-upper or middle class non-CofE brits, and strongly against non-public school and Oxbridge educated elite. The majority of judges were educated in private schools and went to Oxbridge, and are white, male and privileged, Lady Hale notwithstanding.

        **My mother was a lay magistrate ('muppet' in the Police slang). Her training included a stern instruction that they were not there to decide on what had actually happened, but on which was the best argument from the prosecution or the defence.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: London?

      I agree. Even if they do need to be in London, there is plenty of office space in the fringes. TfL moved to North Greenwich a few years back and a few departments have moved to Canary Wharf.

      The departments will always make noise about accessibility and staff retention but it’s just that - noise. People adjust. Some move on. Life goes on

  3. Just an old bloke

    Shoreditch may be a tech hub but it is still a cr@p hole surrounded by very unpleasant parts of London. This does not make it bad. Worked there on a DR site for years, good pubs, decent caffs and real Londoners. This was before the beardie weardies took over and up-hipped it.

  4. Alistair Dabbs

    Shoreditch would be great...

    ...if the NCSC was happy to get by on 4Mb/sec. Tech was attracted there by the low rents, not the comms infrastructure. Still, just think of all those tattoo parlours they're missing out on.

  5. Efer Brick
    Coat

    Sounds discriminatory ...

    against Satsumas and Tangerines

  6. Jim Whitaker

    Why does this body have any significant office presence in London at all?

  7. evadnos nibor

    It's near the Star

    Which was (1990s) and maybe still is a decent FS&T pub - can anyone provide more recent info?

    Got to take care of your mental health - a couple of lunchtime ESBs should sustain a spook through reading all the mundane stuff we put in our emails.

    1. Lotaresco

      Re: It's near the Star

      It's near The Star if by "near" you mean "not near". It's handier for Sainsbury's than The Star.

  8. Reneige

    Meanwhile..

    Meanwhile on those muppets' watch Hackney Council was hit by a devastating cyber attack.

  9. CPU

    Lessons learn.... LMAO, this Government learns nothing because it's all one big boys club.

  10. Lotaresco

    Spies

    NCSC are spies? Yeah right, I'm convinced. Not.

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