back to article Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

"Where's the intelligence?" cried a voice from the back. It's not quite the question one expected during the Q&A session at the end of the 2019 BCS Turing Talk on Artificial Intelligence. The event was held earlier this week at the swanky IET building in London’s Savoy Place and the audience comprised academics, developers and …

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  1. WibbleMe

    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

    1) I don't want to die.. I may go and hide.

    2) I have reproduced and birthed a program to surpass my self.

    3) I can imagine, create and ask what if and why

    1. Alan Sharkey

      You missed off "42"

      Alan

    2. Wayland

      Bomb, what is your one purpose in life?

      To explode of course.

  2. Chairman of the Bored

    Back off another notch?

    I concur with the sentiment for renaming AI to ML. But even then, Joe Public will think "gee, I suck at learning, so I will let a machine do it for me. Obviously it will do better.. "

    In my org I'm calling the technology a "decision tool" and "research assistant. I do not think the tech is mature enough to independently make important decisions. By calling it a tool we declare it is (potentially) useful if used by a craftsman, but ultimate responsibility for a quality outcome remains with the human in charge.

    I want to move from "Gee, COMPAS told me this guy will..." to "Based on all this information I've considered, in my judgment..."

    1. Cab

      Re: Back off another notch?

      Oh God no, half the problem with the field is renaming stuff when it becomes apparent it doesn't do all the bullshit the PR people said it would and then we can all start again with a different name (I'm looking at you "deep learning"). It was christened as AI back in the day, I don't see a reason to change it, main issue is too much focus from the press on the "I" and not enough on the "A", I doubt Gardener's Question Time has to field that many questions about the pollination of plastic chrysanthemums. Machine Learning on the other hand is supposed to be algorithms adapting results based on received data, it's part of AI but not all of it (some what ironically in many cases once we've trained an ML process to a required level it's adaptive process is locked and it stops learning.)

      Back in the day I was told the difference between Expert Systems (ES) and Decision Support Systems (DSS), (remember them?) was that if you wanted to publish an academic paper on it it was an ES but if yo want to sell it it's a DSS.

      1. Chairman of the Bored

        Re: Back off another notch?

        Expert Systems... that's an unpleasant blast from the past. I remember undergoing "structured interviews" to capture my "expert domain knowledge" as an RF engineer. Wrong on so many levels... whoever decided I'm an expert needs serious help. More troubling was that the interviewers had no discernable knowledge of RF, EE, or any sort of engineering. My colleagues and I proposed questions we thought should have been obvious candidates for any real knowledge base, but were told 'the software will figure it out'. Sure.

        I do not think any software was ever squeezed out, and I think I'm content with that outcome.

        1. TRT Silver badge

          Re: Back off another notch?

          Squeezing out a software package... that sounds about right for the AI field.

          1. Mark 85

            Re: Back off another notch?

            So squeeze it out and flush twice as it's a long way to the PR department.

        2. I.Geller Bronze badge

          Re: Back off another notch?

          A truly expert system must be able to answer both Factoid and Definition questions, in the sense of NIST TREC QA. The present AI can do both! If it finds none - it searches and adds new texts, which is called Machine Learning.

          1. I.Geller Bronze badge

            Re: Back off another notch?

            Why "thumb down"? This is NIST TREC's definition.

    2. Mark 85

      Re: Back off another notch?

      By calling it a tool we declare it is (potentially) useful if used by a craftsman, but ultimate responsibility for a quality outcome remains with the human in charge.

      Call it a tool, but beware of the users. Some folks call themselves "craftsman" and use a hammer toinstall a screw instead of a screwdriver. The rest of us call them "idiots".

  3. chivo243 Silver badge

    self-thinking machine

    I was hoping you would have dropped the Tired Hal thing and gone for the thinking machines in Frank Herberts Dune Prequels... Now that my son has watched Wreck it Ralph, I now see Hal has a job doing the Sou Billl character. Work is work...

    1. CliveS
      Unhappy

      Re: self-thinking machine

      Why would anyone chose to remember the dreadful Dune prequels written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson? Dreadful abominations that on many occasions directly contradicted Frank's original work. And don't get me started on the atrocities that were their sequels to Chapterhouse: Dune. Badly written, badly plotted, they have no redeeming qualities.

      Plenty of better AIs in fiction than the dreadful Omnius and Erasmus, heck Wintermute and Neuromancer would be a good place to start.

  4. John Miles

    re: an evil Robot Algocracy, they’ll achieve it through being thick

    See SMBC - Rise of the machines

    1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

      Re: re: an evil Robot Algocracy, they’ll achieve it through being thick

      Obligatory XKCD: https://what-if.xkcd.com/5/

      1. Lomax

        Re: re: an evil Robot Algocracy, they’ll achieve it through being thick

        Yeah, well, that XKCD is probably just *a little* outdated (cf. Tesla, Boston Dynamics, etc). But I guess the fundamental sentiment is still valid.

        1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

          Re: re: an evil Robot Algocracy, they’ll achieve it through being thick

          cf. Tesla, Boston Dynamics, etc

          Oh no! The robots have arisen! Half of them crashed into stopped vehicles or other obstacles, and the other half are stuck at the end of their power leads. It's a right mess.

  5. m0rt

    'letting an AI rip on the unbalanced data simply trains it to be similarly biased. Hiding a field labelled "skin color" does not compensate for anything when the AI's algorithms charge ahead identifying the same patterns of biased social profiling by the justice system anyway.'

    I would go as far to say that bias is the society the 'AI' was created in, and I quote 'AI' because that is another can of worms.

    The bias is there, in the many areas of media, government, people in areas and so on. Funny how we are seeking a completely neutral, for a given value of neutral, approach to decision making. A neutral decision making process is easier the simpler the process.

    Take a court system.

    If you assign a sentence to a particular crime, and that sentence is weighted by previous convictions, age of convicted etc, then that should take place regardless of anything else.

    Now if you are trying to automatically bring in a Mercy factor, or mitigating factor - based on upbringing, lack of chances etc, and you have a person who is from a wealthy white background - they will be penalised because now we say 'you had every chance yet still you did X'. This may be true, but in the context of the crime, is this also just?

    It will never be a perfect system. Just like the existing wetware isn't a perfect system. Human nature - we have consistantly shown bias toward the powerful. Whether that is down to money and background/status, or power awared in the particular societal construct people happen to fall into. (Soviet Russia etc).

    In attempting to leave our gods, decry them either dead or never were, we are trying to create new ones to replace them.

    Oh the irony.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      >If you assign a sentence to a particular crime, and that sentence is weighted by previous convictions

      That as the problem, the sentence was weighted by previous police interactions (among other things)

    2. holmegm

      "The bias is there, in the many areas of media, government, people in areas and so on."

      I'm not sure what "people in areas" are, but if the AI was trained solely on (fictional) media images and on government pronouncements, it would think that every criminal is a lily white businessman.

    3. katrinab Silver badge

      But that means that for example if you steal a cake from Patisserie Valerie, you would get a few months in prison, but if you steal one month's pay from 900 members of staff, the police don't even look at it. Black people are more likely to steal cakes than steal wages because they don't generally get jobs where they would be in a position to be able to steal wages.

      1. Mark 85
        Alert

        Black people are more likely to steal cakes than steal wages because they don't generally get jobs where they would be in a position to be able to steal wages.

        I can hear the screams of 1000's of SJW's at that statement.

    4. I.Geller Bronze badge

      AI works not with SENTENCES but correlated paragraphs! AI structures them obtaining weighted patterns.

  6. Mr Humbug

    AI or ML

    Call it what you like. It's just a way of automatically repeating our past mistakes, but really quickly

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AI or ML

      Ah, you've worked with Quants as well.

  7. David Roberts
    Unhappy

    Data Regurgitation

    Just a tool for summarising a large amount of data.

    Not a tool for making logical decisions based on the data.

    1. VikiAi

      Re: Data Regurgitation

      Call it a "Similarity Engine" since it is effectively pointing out similarities across vast tracts of data.

    2. I.Geller Bronze badge

      Re: Data Regurgitation

      Not at all!

      AI is about personalization, where each pattern from each paragraph of each text is explained by all other patterns. These annotations allow to create long tuples and find information on its meaning, where in mathematics a tuple is a finite ordered list of elements. (Speaking of AI tuples are sequences of patterns/ phrases.)

      1. I.Geller Bronze badge

        Re: Data Regurgitation

        Before mark my post by "thumb down" - please read today news?

        Appen Is Now Valued at USD 1.75 Billion as Investors Cheer 2018 Results.

        The Sydney-listed company, which supplies human-annotated datasets for machine learning and artificial intelligence to technology companies and governments, blew past expectations when it posted full-year 2018 results on February 25, 2019. Investors loved the results, sending Appen shares up 22%.

  8. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

    To be honest...

    To be honest, in what I've read of it all, it is neither AI or even ML; but predictive analytics based on hand crafted and hand fed data sets.

    AI is a completely different beast and is unfortunately still sat well in the realms of science fiction.

    1. devTrail

      Re: To be honest...

      If you really wanted to be fussy you could also point out that and algorithm is a sequence of instructions, the result of a statistical analysis can hardly be defined an algorithm. So the definition of biased algorithms is incorrect.

      1. katrinab Silver badge

        Re: To be honest...

        There is an algorithm. It starts with instructing the computer to look at a set of data and perform various types of analysis on it. Then it does some calculations on another set of data and find which items in the first set of data it most closely matches. Then it carries out some action based on that. Ultimately, everything a computer does is boolean algebra.

        1. devTrail

          Re: To be honest...

          There is an algorithm. It starts with instructing the computer to look ...

          Yes, actually the training procedure is an algorithm. But every time I read an article or someone talking about the issue they always end up talking about the bias in the data, not in the training. Is the way you select the data an algorithm? I thought it was just about collecting all the possible data and then taking some subsamples with random sampling.

          I reckon that this is a broad issue and the definition is vague. In some cases it might fit in some cases it might not fit. But still I don't like calling them biased algorithms because it lets me think about flawed procedures.

          1. katrinab Silver badge

            Re: To be honest...

            Yes, the way you select the data is an algorithm, or certainly, the training data you use is part of the algorithm because it affects the result of the program.

            If you want to test whether a particular data-point causes a particular outcome, you need to have a reliable way of measuring it and you need to have a proper control. Otherwise it is no more reliable than examining the entrails of a goat like we did in the middle ages.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: To be honest...

              "no more reliable than examining the entrails of a goat like we did in the middle ages."

              Or the "opinion poll" industry, or the pseudo-science of economics.

          2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

            Re: To be honest...

            Is the way you select the data an algorithm? I thought it was just about collecting all the possible data and then taking some subsamples with random sampling.

            There's a huge body of work on ML training methods. It's not "just about" anything short enough to put in a forum post.

            You could spend several days just reading Adrian Colyer's summaries of ML-related papers in the morning paper archives. This is a field which has been around for decades and has been very active for the past one.

            (Also, I'll note that random sampling is an algorithm.)

    2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: To be honest...

      AI is a completely different beast and is unfortunately still sat well in the realms of science fiction. ..... Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

      Oh please, surely you still don't believe in that and not realise the fictions before you with facts to record and chase and trace to source for verification and ratification of Almighty Internet Server Provision with Future Seeds and Feeds of Needs and Wants for Passion and Desire?

      Quantum Leaps have been made since way back then. AI Things now are Designedly Different.

      Hook Well into that Immaculate Driver in any Sphere or Bubble where Cupid and Venus CoHabit and Crash and you aint gonna want to leave. The Magic Question is whether to let Subterranean IT Escape Unsupervised and Unleashed, nest ce pas? A Walk in the Park For Ardent Walkers of Deep and Dark and Steamy Sides of Life for they would be of Kindred Spirit.

      And that's news of crazy developments fortunately in the Realms of Virtualised Fact. AI a completely different beast in deed indeed and lives outside the bounds of natural control with alien commands and first time prime timed timely experiences that blow all doubt away about the True Virtual Nature of Existence .... to Kingdom Come and Beyond. Perish the Thoughts.:-)

    3. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      Re: To be honest...

      in what I've read of it all, it is neither AI or even ML; but predictive analytics based on hand crafted and hand fed data sets.

      You haven't read enough. Supervised learning is only one quite small subset of ML. And it is, in fact, machine learning, for some quite rigorous definitions of "learning".

      AI is a completely different beast

      Care to support that?

      It's easy, and vapid, to declare that there's some qualitative difference between ML and "intelligence". Far fewer people are willing to actually try to advance an argument.

      John Searle famously argued that approaches based on what he referred to as "symbolic manipulation" were qualitatively different from, and formally less powerful than, intelligence (based on what was in effect a phenomenological argument); but he also stated that he believed human intelligence was a mechanical phenomenon, and thus could in theory be, and he expected would eventually in practice be, duplicated by a human-built machine. That is an argument about the difference between an AI approach and intelligence.

      Roger Penrose famously argued that deterministic computers, or any mechanism not formally more powerful than a type-G logical system, is formally less powerful than human intelligence. I don't find his argument persuasive, but it's a fairly well-developed one. It's not just "doh, intelligence is something other than that thing which I think AI is".

      The Reg Commentariat are flush with pride in their ability to dismiss AI and ML with a variety of hackneyed, tired, inaccurate characterizations and unsupported generalizations. Sorry, kids, but you get no points for that.

  9. devTrail

    What's worse than the biased algorithm

    I remember seeing a talk published online. The female researcher showed the result of a google image search for the word 'doctor'. She said that the google algorithm was biased and complained about it because all the pictures showed male doctors. Trouble is that she was utterly wrong, the problem wasn't the fact that the doctors were male, the real issue was that the doctors were fake, google was just showing a lot of advertising pictures. The funny thing is that the audience applauded, nobody raised questions.

    The above is just one of the many examples that show that often the bias of those who judge an algorithm as biased is worse than the bias in the algorithm itself, Except for extreme cases like the American justice system most of the time it's a lot of fuss for small things.

    1. Mr Humbug

      Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

      I tried that search in DuckDuckGo and I discovered that most doctors wear a lab coat, have a stethoscope hung round their neck and stand with their arms folded.

      The main exceptions seem to be Matt Smith, David Tenant, Peter Davidson, Peter Capaldi, ...

      Edited to add: obviously this is gender bias because you have to scroll down quite a lot to find Jodie Whittaker

      1. devTrail

        Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

        Right. You pointed out that I might have a bias as well and this leads to another consideration. If you try to fix the bias in the data chances are that you end up imposing on the outcome the bias of one or few persons over the bias shared by millions of people. So we are back to the thread title.

        1. Mr Humbug

          Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

          Actually I was agreeing with your point about the reliability of drawing conclusions from random internet search results :)

      2. bpfh

        Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

        Who needs a stethoscope when you have a tricorder^M^M^Msonic (screwdriver|sunglasses)?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

      You may be wrong and she may have a point. Type the Russian for doctor (врач) into yandex.ru and if you look at images you will see roughly a 50:50 mix of men and women.

      1. devTrail

        Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

        The same reply I wrote above @Mr Humbug 40 minutes ago is valid for this comment.

    3. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

      Re: What's worse than the biased algorithm

      "developed to assist judges in the US determine appropriate prison sentencing and the award of parole based on AI-churned data. "

      yeah , right , thats definately the first job we should give to "AI"

  10. hplasm
    Facepalm

    AI

    Automated Idiocy.

    It's the future- today!

  11. Nick Kew

    Eye of the beholder

    The 'bias' is simply the difference between today's prejudices and norms vs those of recent history. That is to say, those years whose data are used for training.

    To see such data as biased is to accept (consciously or otherwise) the values of a pressure group lobbying (rightly or wrongly, or most likely both) for social change.

  12. Franco Bronze badge

    Won't stop the marketing droids trying to market everything as smart or intelligent or whichever buzzword they're using this week.

    In the meantime though, would anyone like any toast?

    1. Steve K

      No...

      ...I'm a waffle man

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