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Stephen Hawking is scared. "The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race," Hawking has said. With the creeping integration of soft AI into our lives in the form of Siri and personalized ads on social media, these computational mini-minds serve as a constant reminder that the evolution …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Stop

    "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

    Wait a minute, every single example I've seen, or heard of up to now, of a learning system was specifically trained to learn in one domain.

    I have yet to see a machine that can learn chess without any programming, then learn backgammon, then move on to learning knitting and finally learn how to plan and build a wall. Of course, said computer will need arms, at the very least, in order to actually do something, but I think that will be easier than the learning part.

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

      More than arms, what it would need is:

      Motivation.

    2. NumptyScrub

      Re: "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

      I have yet to see a machine that can learn chess without any programming, then learn backgammon, then move on to learning knitting and finally learn how to plan and build a wall.

      I've yet to see a human "learn" chess without being given the ruleset and running many simulation sequences as practise. Similarly backgammon, knitting and even bricklaying are all "taught" to people by providing them with the relevant rules / framework and then allowing them to run multiple simulation sequences, correcting errors until the results are considered acceptable.

      I'm not sure how different that process is to what you would mean by "programming an AI", but my massively rusty neural network experience would suggest that they are not that dissimilar at all ;)

      1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

        Re: "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

        "I've yet to see a human "learn" chess without being given the ruleset ... "

        Point.

        But: what about inventing chess, etc ?

        I have yet to see a computer system invent something new - in other words show the ability of creativity, of original thougt. (Random errors from buggy code or malfunctions do not count.)

        Now that would be AI.

        1. Nigel 11

          Re: "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

          There was a computer program that "discovered" prime numbers all by itself.

          It was not really AI. It was a goal-seeking algorithm that could apply the rules of symbolic algrebra. It had the axioms of arithmetic hard-coded, and its goal was to prove hypotheses with high values of interestingness, where interestingness was a heuristic based on the relation of a hypothesis to other hypotheses and theorems and their interestingnesses (ie, if we can prove this, then we get that and that and that ... )

          ISTR it got as far as inventing and trying to prove Goldbach's conjecture (every even number greater than two can be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers). It failed to prove it, which is not very surprising ... the best human mathematicians of the last 250 years or so haven't been able to prove it either!

          There's also the proof of the four-colour theorem which is too complex for any human unassisted by a computer to comprehend. So it it proved, and if so what is it proved by?

          1. Stoneshop
            Coat

            Re: "what it is that makes us human when computers and machines can educate themselves"

            STR it got as far as inventing and trying to prove Goldbach's conjecture (every even number greater than two can be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers).

            Did it manage deducing the existence of rice pudding and income tax ?

  2. Mikel

    What if God was one of us?

    Just a blob like one of us?

    Just a signal on the bus?

    Trying to find His way /home

  3. Joe Gurman

    And also in 1994....

    Bungie introduced Marathon, the forerunner of all the Halo business. It featured not one but three AIs, all with starkly different personalities, and one of them psychotic. Unfortunately, such was the site of the art of actual game AI that the random human NPCs displayed an almost unerring tendency to get in the way of every shot or sight line. So they became known as "Bobs."

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: And also in 1994....

      Captain Keyes in Halo exhibited the same infuriating tendency to get himself killed.

      As did that woman in Goldeneye.

  4. Cynic_999

    Artificial intelligence is never a threat of itself - only when it is deliberately used and directed by one human against another, e.g. CPU controlled "intelligent" bombs, missiles, guns etc.

    The only thing that might be of concern would be if a machine were developed that was self-aware. It is however very possible that sentience can only be a part of living organisms, and we have absolutely no idea what "life" is, but it is very unlikely that it would occur spontaneously in a silicon chip.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Artificial intelligence is never a threat of itself [...]"

      If an AI decision is able to inflict damage in any way - then there is always a chance of unintended outcomes or collateral damage. That is why Asimov's Laws stipulate overriding contingencies as a catch-all.

      There is the classic dilemma of the runaway train heading for a broken bridge and certain destruction. If it is diverted onto a spur then the passengers will be saved. However - that guarantees that a man in the spur will be killed. Does the machine choose the greater good - or avoid a direct action that would deliberately kill the man on the spur?

      1. Robert Helpmann??
        Childcatcher

        Does the machine choose the greater good - or avoid a direct action that would deliberately kill the man on the spur?

        Indeed, Asimov added the "Zeroth Law" to the previous three in order to explore similar issues. To bring the great writer's work into focus on the developing issue of self driving cars and perhaps who is liable if one should cause harm to a person, I recommend a jaunt through Asimov's "Sally".

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          I thought the Zeroeth law was for greater good of humanity not just a larger group of people. Such that the AI would crash the train if the man on the spur was a doctor working on eg a medical cure.

      2. Cynic_999

        "

        Does the machine choose the greater good - or avoid a direct action that would deliberately kill the man on the spur?

        "

        It follows the algorithms that the human who programmed it wrote. If those algorithms have unintended consequences, it's the result of the programmer's lack of foresight rather than the fault of the machine.

        Machines do not "make decisions" and are not likely to do so in the foreseeable future. They just follow a pre-programmed algorithm - albeit one that may be pretty complex.

        1. Nigel 11

          Machines do not "make decisions" and are not likely to do so in the foreseeable future. They just follow a pre-programmed algorithm - albeit one that may be pretty complex.

          Which differs from a human brain taking a decision how precisely?

          A machine makes a decision when it operates with internally generated code or huge internally generated continuously modified weighting tables on equally huge internally generated tables of data, heuristically pruned to fit in available memory. It becomes impossible for a human to understand why any particular instance arrives at a particular point A or not-A. Potentially this, even if we can dump a Terabyte of internal state at the precise moment that the decision was taken.

          When you are running and are tripped by something you didn't see, you'll try to regain your balance. Can you tell us the details of your last success, or what you would do next time to avoid your fall, or even whether falling was avoidable? Yet clearly we do learn to run. Young kids fall over a lot more than adults. And if/when we advance from building intrinsically stable wheeled and tracked vehicles to bipedal "mechas", I have little doubt that the same will be true of their control systems.

      3. Nigel 11

        Does the machine choose the greater good - or avoid a direct action that would deliberately kill the man on the spur?

        A dilemma which the logic in self-driving cars will have to incorporate, unless we choose to refuse to incorporate any concept of "the greater good" which is itself a decision. Will it be explicit (programmer playing god, here's the algorithm which decides whether you live or die)? Or implicit (the AI has programmed goals and code that evolves in time as it processes more events, and we really don't know in advance what it will do faced with a choice between two different crashes).

        I once found myself in a meta- version of this dilemma. Thanks to my own inattention, I was hurtling towards a give-way sign much too fast to stop and realized I might have to decide between a collision with another vehicle or going off-road into trees. I never got to take the decision, because the fates or whatever decreed that there was no other vehicle crossing my path.

    2. Nigel 11

      Self-awareness

      We don't know an awful lot about self-awareness or how it can arise. In fact I'm not sure that we actually know anything. How do you prove to me that you are self-aware rather than just programmed to assert that you are? Or even, how do I know that I am self-aware rather than just something else's dream? The ancient Greeks and Shakespeare understood this. Occam's Razor is the only way out that I know.

      Two good SFnal treatments of awareness arising unexpectedly: Greg Bear Queen of Angels and Charles Stross Rule 34.

  5. VinceH

    "Books have formed the foundation for many filmic adaptions and contemporary creative investigations into the relationship between AI and human consciousness."

    (Immediately before going on to talk about Asimov's Robot books.)

    I see what you did there.

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      >"Books have formed the foundation for many filmic adaptions and contemporary creative investigations into the relationship between AI and human consciousness."

      >I see what you did there.

      So do I :)

  6. Frumious Bandersnatch

    "The author who coined the terms robotics and positronics"

    Check the etymology of "robot". It was Karel Čapek's brother, not Asimov who coined it.

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "The author who coined the terms robotics and positronics"

      "positronics" and positronic pathways and all that is just a convenient sciency-sounding word to cover for the lack of a plausible mechanism for AI brains.

    3. Alister

      Re: "The author who coined the terms robotics and positronics"

      Check the etymology of "robot". It was Karel Čapek's brother, not Asimov who coined it.

      The word robot simply means slave in Czech and it was part of the title of Čapek's play in the original language. It then entered the English language as a name for mechanical humanoids.

      The word robotics, to describe the science of robot construction and development, was most definitely coined by Asimov.

      1. Tail Up

        Re: "The author who coined the terms robotics and positronics"

        ну ёпта, бро!

        "ра-'бо-та", 'ро-бот.

        чапек придумал слово, таки он чех или где? речь похожа, один хрен чехи и русские - братья.

        ---

        славянская речь? не, не слышал))

  7. Triboolean
    Terminator

    Big Blue

    Fred Saberhagen created the Berserkers, AI spaceships and robots that outlived their creators and rampaged through the galaxy.

    I recall a few authors created derivative works as well.

    Awesome fun stories.

    1. Nigel 11

      Re: Big Blue

      And Vernor Vinge comprehensively outclassed the Berserkers with the Blight. That truly is a nightmare vision (and A Fire upon the Deep is a truly great book).

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wolfbane

    In Pohl & Kornbluth's Wolfbane, another planet's rogue Ai devices ("omniverters") revenge themselves by taking over the Earth and using human beings as the logic elements in their computers. The human computers duly manage to revolt.

  9. Stephen McLaughlin

    Interest in AI has definitely flucuated over the years

    AI was a required class in my computer science curriculum during the 90s but later dropped as a requirement. One of the things I took from the class was how amazing the human mind is and how difficult it is to replicate. The instructor mentioned how he would place an object on a table, say a rubber ball, and have the class write a 5,000 word essay describing the object. Sounds absurd at first, but notions like "how much does the ball weigh?" "how high would the ball bounce?" "what does the ball feel like?" and so on...soon the essays are completed.

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: Interest in AI has definitely flucuated over the years

      Sounds like your instructor was an old hippie who had read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance...

      A tutor suggests that a student overcome their inability to write about a house by writing thousands of words about a brick.

  10. Graham Marsden

    "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

    ... to quote the penultimate line from Colossus: The Forbin Project where the US and the USSR both create super computers to defend their countries and prevent war.

    It ends with the computers join forces to become "World Control" and obey their programing by taking over and thereby absolutely preventing war but, as World Control says, "freedom is just an illusion" and says how mankind will advance under its guidance

    Forbin angrily replies "NEVER!"

    So which would *you* have? Peace under computer control or war under human control...?

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

      So which would *you* have? Peace under computer control or war under human control...? .... Graham Marsden

      And those are barely two possible options, Graham Marsden, in a vast see of opportunities.

      Hi, Google DeepMinded,

      Not so much a CV, more an AIMission Statement with tried and tested roadmaps to/from Remote Virtual Command and Control of Earthed SCADA Systems ……. http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2016/01/29/ai_in_tv_film_books_games/#c_2762789

      Search Engine Optimisation v2.0 [and above] is surely logically a Future Product Placements Engine …… Advanced Intelligence Resource with Immaculate Source, with the likes of a Google not searching for answers, both popular and controversial, but providing them with streams of supporting evidence.

      Such would be akin to the Private Mentoring with Pirated Monitoring of Future Events with AIDerivative Programming for Projects/Semi-Autonomous, Self-Actualisation of Virtual Realities.

      It is difficult, and maybe even impossible, to see or imagine a defence against such in an attacking configuration.

      Regards,

      Graham C

      xxxxxxxxxxxx

      Thank you for your interest in DeepMind.

      We endeavour to review every application we receive at DeepMind. We have had an overwhelming level of interest so do bear with us, we will get back to you as soon as we can.

      Kind Regards,

      The DeepMind Team

      Something new and enlightening to report on, El Reg?

    2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

      Colossus: IoT with nukes.

    3. fajensen

      Re: "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

      Truth is: It would take at the most 0.3 generations before there would be a Colossus cult with tens of millions of followers with priests, robes, rituals, holy books, verified miracles and merchandise.

      Just look at scientology, north korea, televangelism, the moon cult, islamic state, hare chrishna and neo-liberalism, craziness designed and engineered by mere humans, yet, millions and millions of suckers are irresistibly attracted like wasps to a picnic. Most people *want* to be controlled, they *want* to have all choices made for them, they *want* to have a complete check-list with all the answers for any situation.

      With Colossus, there is a God who actually listens, always sees everything, punishes transgressors and probably can perform real miracles too. I'd say that 30 - 80% of the population would like that (and, following tradition, would ritually murder the other fraction in the traditional way).

      1. YetAnotherLocksmith

        Re: "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

        Sadly, you are right.

      2. OrientalHero

        Re: "In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love..."

        Looks like you've picked up on some or Hari Seldon's Psychohistory from Foundation (funnily enough from Issac Asimov!).

        Yes, religion is the first step, but what is the second? And the ones after?

  11. Endymion

    you missed one

    One of my favourites, actually. Who remembers John Carpenter's debut 'Dark Star', and it's philosophically-challenged planet - destroying bombs with a God complex?

    1. Steve Kerr

      Re: you missed one

      Dark Star was a great film, dysfunctional crew, ship falling apart and a bomb with a god comples.

    2. TRT

      Re: you missed one

      My favourite film of all time.

      1. Dave 126 Silver badge

        Re: you missed one

        Dark.Star

        co-written by, edited by and starring Dan O'Bannon

        - Star Wars [computer animator]

        -Jodowosky's Dune [never made, sadly]

        -Alien [writer, effects supervisor]

        -Total Recall

        Screamers, a science-fiction film about post-apocalyptic robots programmed to kill. Adapted from the Philip K. Dick story "Second Variety".

        That's some career!

    3. Jan 0 Silver badge

      Re: you missed one

      John Carpenter? <cough> Don't you know that Dan O'Bannon wrote and directed most of it? John Carpenter bailed the production out to get his name in the director's slot.

  12. Herbert Fruchtl
    Devil

    Fables for Robots

    There is literature outside the US and UK, y'know...

    Stanislav Lem's "Fables for Robots" tells the fairytales that robots tell their offspring. The universe is populated by robots. In some of their legends, a particularly devious monster appears. Made largely of corrosive water, he is only a distant collective memory. An enemy that, in their early pre-history, may have tried to destroy them. Some even believe that he created them in the first place, but that's a disgusting idea and obviously nonsense.

  13. rollolarue
    FAIL

    In the year 2017...

    No mention of Cherry 2000 (1987)? - the short circuiting fembot that could kill you, while loving you.

  14. Craig_r

    A discussion about AI without mentioning Red Dwarf's Holly?

    "I am Holly, the ships computer with an IQ of 6,000 - the same IQ of 6,000 P.E. teachers"

    1. Jan 0 Silver badge

      Re: Holly

      Whatever happened to Hattie Hayridge? Possibly the funniest comedian in London, maybe the world, at that time.

  15. Craig_r

    A discussion about AI without mentioning Red Dwarf's Holly?!

    "I am Holly, the ships computer with an IQ of 6,000 - the same IQ of 6,000 P.E. teachers"

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Marvin

    AI is vaporware. Hawking opinion on it is worthless... as is Musk's (I love how Musk was nominated for The Luddite Award for his tirade on "the AI apocalypse").

    Computers really haven't changed that much in 20 years. They still do the same crap they did 20 years ago, only faster. Humans literally have no idea how to create artificial sentience, and frankly that's a good thing. We are an irrational and destructive species that have nothing of value to add to the universe. Lets be honest about it.

    1. P. Lee
      Gimp

      Re: Marvin

      Heretic!

      How dare you imply that the relentless march of science will not make us GODS!

      Why are we interested in whether we may or may not get along with AI when we can't even get along with humans?

    2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Marvin

      Hi, AC,

      AI possesses and projects remarkable stealth if one be successfully led to believe what you shared there.

    3. Tail Up
      Happy

      Re: Marvin

      ....yet it's hard to truly define, even in terms of human illogicality and irrationality, the understanding of a so-called Natural intellect, at least for myself, Marvin (-;

      Oh. Do human nerve tissues conduct light of some kind of a chemical fluorescence, or maybe I just had a nightmare? Have you seen anyone just slightly glowing inm the darkness?

      And yes, this is a question posed exactly as it is written here @ElReg Commentards section. One wouldn't be much surprised, anyway.

      1. Dave 126 Silver badge

        Re: Marvin

        >Hawking opinion on it is worthless...

        Anonymous Coward opinion on it is worthless...

        FTFY

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