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It appears the Curiosity rover on Mars has had some exciting news, but NASA controllers have said that they're keeping quiet about it until the facts have been checked. "This data is gonna be one for the history books. It's looking really good," John Grotzinger, principal investigator for Curiosity told NPR. According to …

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    1. VinceH
      Coat

      Re: So either

      "or

      ???"

      You think they might have found question marks?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So either

      "Resources which we're rapidly running out of in a quantity that may be of interest to us"

      Electrical retailers that aren't PC World?

    3. DJ 2

      Re: So either

      Isn't it obvious,

      they foud an ice crystal.

  1. wowfood
    Alien

    They found my stash

    of illudium q-36 explosive space modulators

  2. Big_Ted

    The Big News..............

    Martian Bunnies have 6 legs.........

  3. scrubber
    Mushroom

    WMDs

    A coalition of the willing must be formed to invade - NOW!!! They could potentially hit us in 45 months.

  4. EddieD

    How about

    "Slartibarfast. Beta test"

  5. ukgnome

    I thought the whole point was the rover was looking for water or evidence of water, and did not have the apps for searching for life.

    1. Annihilator
      Boffin

      Yup, think the article's oversimplified it. Curiosity isn't designed to detect life directly, only the elements required for life (as we understand it), "organic" compounds and biosignatures (or evidence life existed).

      Although if a ma-hoooo-sive spider crawled across the ground where a camera was pointing, they could probably claim that one

      1. Sporkinum

        A bat-rat spider?

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Red_Planet

  6. Crisp

    Blue skies on Mars?

    That's a new one!

    1. Annihilator
      Boffin

      Re: Blue skies on Mars?

      Not really, the sky is usually blue at sunset on Mars, and reddish during the day. Pretty much the opposite of Earth.

  7. I like noodles

    Wouldn't it be great if they've found ...

    ... some kind of rectangle with rounded corners?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      Re: Wouldn't it be great if they've found ...

      ... after plotting the graph of n^2 + 9 + 9, arriving at an unusual shape, a uniformly curved line which somehow joins up with itself that science has yet to find a name for.

      Can you think of a name for it? If you can, the Royal Mathematics Society would like to hear from you. Because they hold a competition each year to find a name for this figure. The final takes place in Nottingham on April the 4th of September. And you could win your school this computerised toast system. So, good luck!

      1. hplasm
        Happy

        Re: April the 4th of September

        A complex date indeed.

    2. h4rm0ny

      Re: Wouldn't it be great if they've found ...

      My God... It's full of patent lawyers!

  8. Giacomo Bruzzo

    They found ...

    the coast of Norway ...

    1. amanfromearth

      Re: They found ...

      Slartibartfast will be pleased

  9. Joe K
    Alert

    Don't get excited

    It'll be one for the GEOLOGISTS history books, as in they've found a nice type of quartz, or some such bullshit.

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: Don't get excited

      It'll be one for the AREOLOGISTS history books.

      You're welcome.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    it obvious what's happened.....while scooping up a sample they've found the top of a stargate.

    Kurt Russell is on standby to head a recon team

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We had this with the Phoenix lander as well...

    ... hush hush ... this must go straight to the WHITE HOUSE!!

    Nasa: We found Perchlorate.

    Bush: wtf is Perculate. This some kinda new coffee?

  12. Senior Ugli

    Its a big cover up

    sprouts grow on mars, then slowly drift through the atmosphere landing in out fields.

  13. James Gosling
    Megaphone

    Eeew...

    Martian farts!

  14. annodomini2

    We all hope for life...

    Bet it's some weird isotope of carbon or carbon dioxide.

  15. Wombling_Free
    Alert

    A lump of purest GREEN!

    Or maybe just some arsenic, so any hypothetical, maybe they don't actually eat arsenic at all creatures could live there. Hypothetically.

    A good naked-eye fossil would be nice though.

  16. Shane 4
    Mushroom

    Water or Life

    Announced next month they say? Wouldn't happen to be on the 21st December would it? (Hey someone had to do say it) ;)

    We have discovered life on a another planet, The written word is a lie, The"Book" is wrong, Mass riots on Earth take place which leads to Armageddon.

    Wow can't wait ,Sounds exciting. heh

    1. PaulWizard
      Alien

      Re: Water or Life

      Naaaa, it will just be [insert your chosen deity]'s way of testing the faith.

  17. Trevor Marron

    Is it?

    Is it Starbuck's registered office for paying their taxes?

  18. Eddie Edwards
    Boffin

    Life on Mars

    Since they found life on Mars last time they looked, my guess is they found it again.

  19. SiCo FR34K
    Joke

    ok...

    ..who farted in the launch chamber?

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We found this spoon, sir!

    (Rover brandishes said spoon and looks all chuffed with itself)

    1. stucs201

      Re: We found this spoon, sir!

      There is no spoon.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If it is traces of water then....

    I thought the other 2 rovers and the phoenix lander had already chalked those up for themselves?

    Anyhow well done to the NASA team for the work the rover is giving the science community and hope the news is really interesting to all - and not just a geologist wetting his pants over some metamorphic rock formation which may or may not point to yet more evidence that mars was once wet (or at the very least slightly damp to the touch)

  22. Karcsi

    Look, I've found..

    a penny

  23. kend1
    Joke

    Pong

    They discovered a meteorite from Earth.

  24. DanceMan
    FAIL

    Re: There's plenty of intelligent life here on earth

    Japan announces plans for a fleet of ships to harvest the life forms on Mars for "research". Fishing nations plot how to get drift nets onto a rocket.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Spock...

    Yes Jim.

    Fire up the laser! We got company...

    Hold the fort whilst I get ready, for an imminent fight, in some Martian sand!

    Akk

    stop

  26. MikeyD85
    Happy

    Worm sign

    and Spice is prevalent on Mars! :O

  27. SimonWWW
    Unhappy

    Why are NASA playing a game with us?

    If it was serious - like life - they wouldn't tease us with a 'guess what' game in the press and on the internet would they? NASA are still a serious scientific organisation aren't they?

    Prepare to be a tad disappointed...

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