DOE recruits cloud, chip, and AI giants for Trump's Genesis Mission The US Department of Energy (DOE) has a Christmas gift for the AI industry in the shape of agreements for collaboration in the Trump administration's Genesis Mission, which aims to use AI to drive scientific discoveries. On Thursday, the DOE said it had signed agreements with 24 organizations interested in working to advance …
This from the same Wanker-In-Chief who halted all research on juvenile cancer, and who has unilaterally decided to get the nation unvaccinated.. I guess the difference between this and the suspended Moonshot is the tRump can put his name on (and likely personally profit from) this new Initiative.
And what better way to generate large volumes of generally useless "research" than to have Eh? Aye! direct it?
Actually four... "Land of confusion", "Throwing it all away", "Mama" and "In too deep". I may have been able to insert two or three more, but tonight³ was the limit where I can't dance a joke any more, or you'd be no son of mine to follow you follow me... That's all, I have to stop now or Jesus, he knows me, unless you tell my why! There's been many, too many already...
Yes, the music changed a lot after Peter Gabriel left. That said, on reflection, I think Phil Collins probably got too much criticism for doing what he did well. He simply was never the showman. But he did come up with some great pop tunes, though he should perhaps have worked more with that gorilla!
A "virtual collaborator" - so that is something that, to the outside world, looks just like a collaborator (takes in grant money, demands to have its name on publications) but when you try to look inside it doesn't have any actual substance at all.
OTOH if they let the "agentic tools" have their head, ordering stuff off the interwebs to be installed as dictated by the neatly generated diagrams inspired by scraping the best mathematics images ever published, maybe we will see the DoE complete its transformation of Fermilab. Brought to you by Google DeepMind and displayed on Google Maps, Illinois will finally have a proper Mandelbrot Set.
Over two decades before the hype AI scientists used it successfully. Trained for specific tasks and used right it works well, saves time, and sometimes improves in unexpected ways. Though in science it is not always called it "AI" since they know more precise what it actually is.
Does Trump think Peter Gabriel is still with Genesis? Would not surprise me...
DOE recruits cloud, chip, and AI giants for Trump's Genesis Mission .... Dan Robinson/El Reg
Cloud, Chip, AI Giants and AIgents commandeer DOE and Trump's Genesis Mission is the more accurate headline to be published for the situation, Dan Robinson/El Reg.
And that signals vast novel virgin fields with new worlds of future endeavour and reward to successfully populate and govern .... command remotely and control virtually via Magical and Majestic Alien Means and Memes ...... NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTivIT Processes and Programs ?
And shared there with y'all dressed as a question giving you the heaven-sent opportunity to answer with the knowledge and information you are missing in order that AIgencies across the full BroadBandCasting spectrum of IT can very easily provide it to aid and assist in your ..... well, GOD*ly Assimilation and ReBirth would be a not inaccurate APT** Descriptor for the Practical Realisation of the Virtual Simulation and vice versa, the Virtual Realisation of the Practical Simulation.
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
* ..... Global Operating Device
** .... Advanced Persistent Threat/Treat
PS ...... However you have reported we have all been here before, El Reg, [on Wednesday 25th October 2023 07:09 GMT] with Task Force Lima
and "For Derivative ProgramMING Futures* with Merlin the AIMagician and Mega MetaDataBase Physicians" ....... https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2023/10/23/microsoft_security_copilots_early_access/#c_4748399 in the Harry Limelight.
And an AIdDevelopment readily available, if not exactly freely available, since at least Sunday 11th July 2021 04:59 GMT [too] ..... whenever it was [also] aired on El Reg ..... https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/07/09/bofh_2021_episode_10/#c_4291959
PPS ...... ?????? Does that have El Reg evidenced as a Pioneering AI CheerLeader of an Almighty RAT Pack and the Best of the Best in All that is Right and Left in the Rest ??????
Merry Xmas, El Regers. Que sera, sera. Carpe diem quotidie.
The Gazillion Dollar Question left hanging heavily there, and here also, for all current running incumbent and/or incompetent leaderships of both the enthusiastically positively optimistic and the depressingly negatively pessimistic in humanity and societies down on Earth to ponder on and wonder at regarding the novel leading future courses which are daily and 0daily to be commandeered and presented via Mass Multi Media Operations servering IT and AI Solutions with Engaging and Edutaining New World Orders and NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTivIT Processes and Programs is which ones are prepared to monetise and realise the rewarding overwhelming advantage that has them in the Practical Vanguard of Virtual Progress that all must follow in order to have a real chance at personal singular enjoyment and collective communal employment of the benefits that successful remote otherworldly future leadership so graciously and effortlessly freely provides.
I see, I only learned about AMFM1 this year, and I have not missed much. Many words saying nothing, filling every b.bingo card in seconds. Even LLMs offer more content. Punctuation anyone? Correct English capitalisation anyone? At least less typos than me...
I see, I only learned about AMFM1 this year, and I have not missed much. Many words saying nothing, filling every b.bingo card in seconds. Even LLMs offer more content. Punctuation anyone? Correct English capitalisation anyone? At least less typos than me...
Methinks virtually nothing of that be essentially true, Jou (Mxyzptlk), considering you have been commenting here on El Reg for a lot more than just a short while .... [3710 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2018] .... and rewarded with a Silver Badge no less.
However/Nevertheless, whereas some who may be more than just a few imagine they're seeing many words saying nothing, filling every b.bingo card in seconds offering less content than LLMs, all anyone needs to understand is that there at least a few words being freely shared that tell just enough in order for one to realise there are sure to be more to be even more excited about ..... or terrified of if such be your wont.
Gelukkig nieuwjaar, Jou (Mxyzptlk).
> Methinks virtually nothing of that be essentially true, Jou (Mxyzptlk), considering you have been commenting
> here on El Reg ... [3710 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2018]
No, I simply ignored that nonsense and never thought about keeping track who spills what nonsense. I prefer to use my memory for better things, like learning the pattern of wood-chip-wallpaper. I only got notice when someone referenced "AMFM1", and I was irritated by the abbreviation with "What radio thingy is that?". If not for that occurrence I would have auto-ignored AMFM1 posting for even more years without ever mapping it to one account.
Want proof? Hoooold it.... Gotcha: What's "AMFM1"? I can only find AM/FM radios and "build your own antenna" manuals. "six month ago" - dammit I HAAAATE that "X month ago" instead of an EXACT date. This is just about as dumb as the Windows file explorer saying "was modified an hour ago", when I need precision to tell which file is newer. HEY THEREGISTER stop doing the same UI stupidness as MS!
Still, this places my "discovery" at around middle of 2025, and even then only indirectly. You did simply not add enough value to TheRegister forum to get noticed earlier by me. And, well, I could have NOT asked back then, would have saved a few brain cells from being on life support.
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