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There tend to be three AI camps. 1) AI is the greatest thing since sliced bread and will transform the world. 2) AI is the spawn of the Devil and will destroy civilization as we know it. And 3) "Write an A-Level paper on the themes in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet." I propose a fourth: AI is now as good as it's going to get, …

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  1. original_rwg
    Joke

    Looks like you're betting the farm on A.I.

    Would you like me to run you a bath?

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      It looks like you filled the swimming pool and put in big bubbles.

      Would you like me to pop some bubbles?

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Coat

      Looks like you're betting the farm on A.I.

      ChatGPT-5 was like having "access to a PhD-level expert in your pocket."

      Is that ChatGPT-5 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me

      As the CEO asked the CTO

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Alas the PhD is in Gaslighting For Dummies.

        1. Timop

          Just check retractionwatch and spot people who were labelled as exceptional talents and got a lot of funding and nice careers.

          And then remove the possibility of retractions and the whole peer review process and let a chatbot calculate probabilities from undeclared (wonder why..) datasets and just step up the coercion until people just consider everything that is being calculated valid. What could go wrong?

      2. Sp1z

        Or as the HR exec asked the CEO, if recent events are anything to go by

  2. Tron Silver badge

    AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

    AI has limited value as a user interface for search queries, for those who think that boolean is a South Pacific language.

    It may have some use in niche circumstances. This will not be especially lucrative.

    It is not reliable enough to be built into operating systems or software and should only be an option. That is, there should always be an 'off' button, or better yet, an 'on' button, so it is off by default.

    AI has no investment value, as the ROI is negligible and the data centre costs are vast. Essentially, it is a luxury gimmick.

    It is also a major security issue and should not be used on any secure, enterprise, government or military system. It is inherently unreliable, it may phone home and requests to it can be mined.

    No sane person would invest serious money in AI.

    If you do want to invest money, invest it in your security - no public internet access to your intranet, two systems per desk, lightweight/ephemeral data only on any internet linked system, reduce the amount of data you hold, store it on paper if you can. Use simpler software, which will be more reliable.

    As for the AI rollercoaster, it was amusing. Time to move on to the next big thing, hopefully distributed systems, including distributed social media.

    1. xyz Silver badge

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      best not mention the above to Microsoft.

      1. Boris Dyne

        Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

        The Company that bought Nokia, installed their crap software on the phones and reduced the largest mobile phone company on the planet at that time to a heap of e-waste. Even if someone has told them, it won't make any difference.

        1. imanidiot Silver badge

          Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

          Nokia was doomed anyway. They missed the boat on moving to smartphones and their pivot to using MS Windows for Phones was a last ditch effort to remain relevant. As far as phones went at the time they weren't actually all that terrible, but Microsoft repeatedly and chronically kept fumbling the ball on their phone OS which doomed Nokia.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      The sane people know how to ride the bubble, and get out well before it collapses.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      "No sane person would invest serious money in AI."

      Not sure about that. Maybe not so much money and I think maybe differently. But you are looking at it, in a user context, as someone with a high IQ. Most of the population, for a number of disgusting reasons, not of their making, just want to be told what to do. AI or I prefer LLMs are a great development but they are not a panacea. Also, the crazy investment rush is a big gamble by the oligarchs because if someone really pulled it off they would rule the world. Well until their government sent people with guns to take it over so they could rule the world.

    4. Dr Dan Holdsworth
      Boffin

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      General AI as being built now seems just to be a pattern-spotting system optimised towards human languages. To my mind, optimising towards languages is a very silly way to go other than for demonstration and proof of concept purposes, because we already have very good human language systems out there now. These are known as human beings.

      Pattern-spotting on other things by contrast is quite a good idea, but once again this is a specialised tool of limited real-world use.

      1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

        If it is indeed optimized towards human languages, that would explain the abysmal quality of the 30% AI generated code at Microsoft...

    5. MrAptronym

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      I think a caveat here is that similar to the way the 'metaverse' tried unsuccessfully to claim games such as Roblox and Fortnite under its banner, the term 'AI' successfully encompassed all of the various machine learning tools that we have had for a long time now and are very useful. When these specialist machine learning systems, image recognition, large language models and reverse diffusion image generators are all being marketed as one single thing, they have been able to ride on the success of some of these systems to pay the capex on others.

      I also think LLMs will have a bit more use than you suggest: I suspect a few legitimate uses exist somewhere, but there are also plenty of places where quality doesn't matter. For instance they are great at quickly generating tons of low quality but structurally solid text. There is certainly a market there. I would argue it isn't making anything better for humanity, but there are those willing to pay small amounts to do it and you probably don't need to train the most effective models to support spam. Image and video generation also only needs to be good enough to flood social media. Maybe that has long-term negative effects on those networks (financial effects, other negative effects are a given.) but I think a market persists there for now. I think these markets will persist to some extent.

      I know a depressing number of people who use and trust AI when they shouldn't, and they have jobs and lives where they are sufficiently padded from the consequences of their mistakes and misunderstandings that they will simply continue to do so. I am sure that remains a market. Some portion of people will sacrifice almost anything for convenience, Hopefully that market doesn't increase until the people and systems they unknowingly rely on collapse.

      Of course the insane valuations and spending we have seen have been based on the idea that 'AI' was going to replace people. That companies would be able to lay off a major percentage of their workforce, and finally downgrade others in white collar sectors to 'unskilled' labor. That is the only justification for the spending we have seen, and I think people are increasingly waking up to the fact that these technologies we have today simply do not do this. So the bubble will burst and the dust will settle and we will see what remains.

      1. Alan Brown Silver badge

        Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

        "and finally downgrade others in white collar sectors to 'unskilled' labor"

        When was the last time you saw a room full of ledger clerks balancing the books?

        That downgrading and replacing has been happening for a while. AI is just the latest step along the way.

        The irony is that for the most part it's going to replace middle management, not the coalface

    6. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: AI was 3% better than the Metaverse and NFTs.

      "including distributed social media"

      Only if we can have an option to forcefeed hemlock to marketers

      recalling the bad old days of Sanford Wallace hijacking any and all mailservers, or Canker and Seagull's green card tsunamis

  3. NewModelArmy Silver badge

    Does This Mean...

    That the cost of graphics cards will come down ?

    (or any other AI laden poop).

    1. Snowy Silver badge

      Re: Does This Mean...

      No nothing will bring down the price, if the need for AI cards goes down they will just look to make the same money selling Graphics cards.

      1. Like a badger Silver badge

        Re: Does This Mean...

        Except gamers mostly can't pay the top dollar that GPU makers would like. When the AI bubble bursts, those GPU makers will be struggling to sell anything other than gaming cards, so they'll have to forgo their 60% margins and sell at rates that the gaming market will accept.

        As the fizz went out of crypto-mining, along came AI, and that was just gravy for the makers, they thought they'd died and woken up in heaven. But the storm clouds are gathering, and where is ANY high volume business use case for new GPUs beyond the current AI bubble? Even if there is one, it can almost certainly use the billions of high end processors already bought, paid for and installed, so there's a big question as to what the vale of the market for new GPUs will be in say 2028?

        Wouldn't want my pension invested in big tech in general, and GPU suppliers in particular.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Does This Mean...

          "Wouldn't want my pension invested in big tech in general, and GPU suppliers in particular."

          I'll be changing one of my funds this week. Has done well but I think things are going to pop before the new year. Of course the bastard banks may get it all anyway. Apparently, they are the first creditor to most finance businesses and get first call on money in a collapse. We do not own the shares, we do not own our pensions, we are simply beneficiaries. Scary when you think. So in a collpase the big banks sweep up the assets. No doubt that would include our homes. Just wondering if there is a collapse, what happens to the big guys; Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street etc. Do they go to the banks, although I suspect the banks may control them via obsfuscated routes anyway. There's some weird ownership thing going on among those guys and I'm convinced their priority is ownership and control of markets over and above fund beneficiary interest.

          So when a financial disaster happens, the big banks absorb smaller ones, take assets and emerge controlling more of the world. At least that was the last big depression. We need to find a way to stop this, it's not in our interest.

        2. cookiecutter Silver badge

          Re: Does This Mean...

          i'm hoping gamers remember how badly they've been fucked over by NVIDiA, firstly with bitcoin then AI. even rejigging quality levels of cards to scab more money. myself i'm going to stick to anyone but NVIDIA on my next rig

          1. GNU Enjoyer
            Stop

            Re: Does This Mean...

            >firstly with bitcoin then AI

            It hasn't been possible to mine bitcoin with GPUs for many many years now (ASIC hash rates are just that exponentially higher) - the previous big demand for GPUs was for mining other cryptocurrencies.

            GPU prices were indeed originally much lower, even for the highest end models - but more than a decade ago, nvidia learned that the suckers still pay, price increase after price increase.

            You would hope that AMD or Intel would compete with nvidia by offering GPUs that work with free software (or at least aren't digitally handcuffed, allowing for a free driver to be written) - but no, those run more proprietary software and are digitally handcuffed and the price isn't much lower either.

        3. Dr Dan Holdsworth
          Boffin

          Re: Does This Mean...

          The money will be in MESH networking and swarm robotics, with limited and specialised AI that is useful for military purposes. Where the Ukraine has pioneered a path others will follow and sooner or later we're going to see someone building a production line for small, general-purpose attack drones designed to clobber armour or devastate groups of people, depending on how the explosive system is triggered.

          The only real question then is which minor state gets the overrun treatment and can the actors involved hang onto it long enough to earn a profit back out of the venture?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Does This Mean...

      Yep. Bit like war. Disaster for (almost) everyone at the time but some good developments emerge.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Does This Mean...

        "good developments emerge"

        But only for a few....

    3. LybsterRoy Silver badge

      Re: Does This Mean...

      More importantly does it mean we will be able to buy a PC without copilot?

      1. Jonathan Richards 1 Silver badge

        Re: Does This Mean...

        >buy a PC without copilot

        Or even a mouse! I have a Logitech item that I like a lot, but it has developed an irritating habit of double-clicking when given a single button press, so I went looking for a replacement. At least two of the devices that I identified as candidates have "AI features", as in e.g. users can assign AI shortcuts to the mouse, such as launching Copilot or ChatGPT, summarizing selected text, generating code snippets, or autofilling templated emails. Dammit, I just want something that single-clicks on a single click!11!

        1. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: Does This Mean...

          Use AI-powered voice control!

          Mouses are so XXth century...

          1. CountCadaver Silver badge

            Re: Does This Mean...

            Hello computer hello

            "Why don't you just use the keyboard and mouse?"

            "Oh how quaint" *cracking knuckles*

            </Star trek 4>

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Dot Dumb

    I'm not sure I see such direct comparisons to the dot com bubble. Sure the big players are massively overvalued, but hardly anyone else has poured serious money into it. Most have just rebadged old tech with an AI label. So the bubble will pop, but it'll likely be limited to those few companies.

    Even then, the ones who have invested in infrastructure like Google and Meta will probably take a bath, but the likes of Nvidia who are cash rich and all their other market segments are still hugely profitable, they'll probably be just fine. Not close to the most valuable company anymore, but otherwise just chug along like they were before.

    So I don't think there's much reason to expect a recession from this.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Dot Dumb

      They say that those who made money in a gold rush were those who sold shovels. NVDIA is in the shovel business.

      1. Ace2 Silver badge

        Re: Dot Dumb

        Of course Nvidia will still be rich. They’ve made buckets of cash, and they aren’t stupid.

        What will change is that their *future* profitability will drop off a cliff. No way they continue making $10B/qtr selling video cards and Mellanox NICs.

        It will still be a business - but a much smaller one.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: Dot Dumb

          In a sensible world NVIDIA would distribute that cash to the investors because they're not going to make sensible use of it and go back to being that smaller business and the investors would be pleased with their windfall and realise it was a one-off. In the real world they'll scream and shout at the management.

    2. vtcodger Silver badge

      Re: Dot Dumb

      So you think the damage will be contained to AI bubble stocks? Perhaps, but that's famously what Federal Reserve chairman thought with regard to subprime mortgages in 2007. Some of us out here are skeptical that big time market overpricing is confined to a few AI bubble stocks. Note that the s&p 500 Price Earnings ratio is hovering at about twice its long term average of 15.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Dot Dumb

        They're not really comparable. Everyone was investing heavily in CDOs and SIVs back then, even pension plans. And the P/E is high because of those few companies. The rest of the companies in the index are at fairly normal levels.

        1. zappahey

          Re: Dot Dumb

          CDO and SIV? I think you have your stock market crashes confused.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Dot Dumb

            No I don't. CDOs and SIVs were the instruments investment banks used to sell off subprime mortgages. By getting the ratings agencies to treat them like they were as secure as treasury bonds they conned most of the market into buying them, including pension funds. Then those were bet against by the same investment banks through credit default swaps.

            1. zappahey

              Re: Dot Dumb

              That was 2008, not the Dot Com bubble, which crashed in 2000

              1. doublelayer Silver badge

                Re: Dot Dumb

                And if you reread the thread, you'll see that's what they were responding to: "So you think the damage will be contained to AI bubble stocks? Perhaps, but that's famously what Federal Reserve chairman thought with regard to subprime mortgages in 2007."

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Meh

                Re: Dot Dumb

                Read the whole thread before replying, please.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Dot Dumb

      This is because investors believe that mega-corporations cannot fail anymore and will essentially become eternal. The trick is to simply hold on to your megacorp stock and sell at the right moment when the bubble pops.

      Some stupid noob investor will be left holding the bag.

      1. katrinab Silver badge
        Alert

        Re: Dot Dumb

        You are never going to be able to time this right, other than through sheer luck.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Dot Dumb

          Megacorp will always have a baseline profitability because they're a MONOPOLY. When some hype occurs their valuation goes up several fold. The bubble deflates slow enough for you to cash out and still remain invested in megacorp.

          1. katrinab Silver badge
            Alert

            Re: Dot Dumb

            No it does not. By the time you know the crash is happening, it is too late.

            1. Falmari
              Happy

              Re: Dot Dumb

              @katrinab "You are never going to be able to time this right, other than through sheer luck."

              Of course you can, just ask your AI. ChatGPT-5 will be able to tell you the optimal time to sell. Trust me with ChatGPT-5 in your pocket you will make out like bandits.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Dot Dumb

                Guffaw

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Dot Dumb

              There's not going to be a crash. You know you need to sell your megacorp shares now do you not? Or are you one of those noob investors left holding the bag?

              1. David Hicklin Silver badge

                Re: Dot Dumb

                There is however going to be a lot of spare data centre capacity not to mention all the hardware that they have installed in anticipation of the Big Payday.

                Less demand for DC's and the servers that go in them will hurt the hardware manufacturers, The biggest fallout will be confidence and that could cause a stock market crash. These 2 together will certainly cause a slowdown if not a recession in the IT world

                Google, Microsoft, Nvidia etc are probably big and cash rich enough to ride out the storm. Venture funds will have to take a haircut (they are used to having to do that). Metaverse/Farcebook? They could be in trouble.

                What will be left? some will survive, mostly those that were put together for a specific application and trained on specific, sanitised data. Oh and the cockroaches.

                Personally it can't come quick enough for me, the sooner it happens the less pain there will be for all of us.

                There, that is my prediction, do I get a prize if I am right??

              2. sedregj
                Gimp

                Re: Dot Dumb

                ... mmm green crayons

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