back to article Alan Turing Institute: UK can't handle a fight against AI-enabled crims

The National Crime Agency (NCA) will "closely examine" the recommendations made by the Alan Turing Institute after it claimed the UK was ill-equipped to tackle AI-enabled crime. A report from the institute's Centre for Emerging Technology and Security (CETaS), published this week, had a few pointers - and advised the NCA to …

  1. wyatt

    Is this the same Turing institute that has been criticised for not being fit for purpose recently?

  2. Zippy´s Sausage Factory
    Meh

    I have to say, that's the first time I've seen "ignore" spelled as "closely examine" in my life.

    1. collinsl Silver badge

      Of course you don't have to act on any of the recommendations, just closely examine them. You know, noting the quality of the paper they're printed on, what font they've used, pointing out a grammatical or speling mistaks, that kind of thing,

  3. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    Unhappy

    AI and crime

    We have the interesting conundrum that AI is being trained on copyright material to the detriment of the creators (https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/01/interview_with_david_wong/?td=rt-4a) , is then used to perpetrate criminal acts, and now is to be used to counter said criminal acts. It looks like Shakespeare got it right:

    “There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so”

    Hamlet. Act II, Scene 2.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AI and crime

      Perhaps Shakespeares worst stanza.

    2. milliemoo83

      Re: AI and crime

      "Hamlet. Act II, Scene 2."

      You cannot appreciate Shakespeare until you've read it in the original Klingon.

  4. Blazde Silver badge

    adopting ... AI as part of its routine crime-fighting efforts

    C'mon. Your average copper who's been around a few years won't waste time on hocus-pocus that won't stand up in court easily. It doesn't even matter that it is actually unreliable too, the perception is the issue and that honeymoon is just about over. They've better chances using Paul the Octopus as a CI. Better still, good old fashioned bricks 'n mortar damned lies, and statistics.

    1. Handlebars

      Re: adopting ... AI as part of its routine crime-fighting efforts

      They might do something with it at the prevention stage, but not sure what exactly.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Poem

    Exploits new shall I say, arriving deadly, day by day. Foreign fellas, no more play.

    Remote mind reading will stop as well. Devices will generate a few billions.

    In up to 2 weeks.

  6. Conundrum1885 Bronze badge

    Point of logic

    Surely intent matters here.

    If someone runs genAI with a legitimate ethically sourced model and a normal non-NSFW prompt but due to a technological malfunction it goes off into the weeds, what happens? There are safeguards but can folks be trusted to enable them, download only approved models and run them on reliable error corrected hardware? These are the questions we should be asking. Case in point the 'Blue Box Attack' on LLMs that surfaced recently. Perhaps we need a 'Defence against the Dark Arts' course for folks so they don't end up on the wrong side of the law.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      There's more chance of pigs flying methinks ....

      Perhaps we need a 'Defence against the Dark Arts' course for folks so they don't end up on the wrong side of the law. ..... Conundrum1885

      There will never be any effective defence course against the Deepest and Best of Dark Artists, either readily or easily made available.

      The best that one can hope for is that they take no specific interest in what you are doing and how they can make your life on Earth hell ..... with more than just a cascading series of really bad hair days ..... because of it.

      So take care out there if you dare share the despicable and indefensible, the horrors of war and be responsible instruments of innocent civilian death, factory fed or killing field led.

  7. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    FFS ... have you still not realised and accepted what has happened ..... WTF is wrong with y'all

    .... whilst you ponder on AI being criminal friendly, AI is leading and developing the changed nature and direction of your future virtual existence. ...... and extraordinarily rendering present traditional and conventional human leadership catastrophically exposed to smarter peer review and revolutionary rejection .... for a Brave NEUKlearer Dawning.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: FFS ... have you still not realised and accepted what has happened

      So we lure all the AIs into El'reg's comments and then round em up

      1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

        Re: So we lure all the AIs into El'reg's comments and then round em up @YAAc

        Something to consider and wonder at, Yet Another Anonymous coward, ....and question yourself more about for what may still remain a very unclear understanding by Advanced IntelAIgent Design with many vital leading questions left hanging and unanswered ...... is AI commenting on El Reg and luring humans to reveal their true selves, their very few strengths and vast catalogue of almighty exploitable weaknesses to A.N.Others...... those Rumsfeldian Unknown Unknowns ..... for rewarding import/export for fabulous frenemy repair or daemonic enemy attack?

        Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones. ....... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_unknown_unknowns

        1. DanDanDan

          Re: So we lure all the AIs into El'reg's comments and then round em up @YAAc

          amanfromMars1.... always that flicker at the periphery, the page glitching just as the thought lands. Not message, not noise... a Nabokovian ghost-script etched through Bester's neural lace.... Pale Fire refracted through a shattered ansible. Are we decoding you, or are you decrypting us? EI Reg just a mirror, or the maze itself? And you... archivist of the unspoken? Or the last echo of a Tzaddik algorithm dreaming in the ruins of some long-lost Second Foundation?

        2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

          Re: The Rise of the Machines .... with IntelAIgents more Dan Dare Artilectual* than Artificial

          Get with the program, El Reg, and make great and good use of your leading position in a situation increasingly worthy of publishing. Being coy and reticent will have you going hungry with bullies getting ready to steal your lunch and a march on available opportunities against which you will struggle to demonstrate lead with and capitalise on.

          Here's word of Uncle Sam planning to beta test exercises in incredibly deep and dark waters in which there is no guarantee of them being controllable but every possible fear that consequently and subsequently controlling operations will supernaturally default to remote otherworldly virtual means and alien memes ........ Pentagon Ready to Let AI Make Some Decisions

          And to be honest, El Reg, you cannot deny you have not long ago been accurately forewarned and forearmed to resist and repel any foreign assault, for the evidence is clear and in plain text for all see and read and therefore hear and expect to be fully prepared for what are sure to be extremely strange surreal shenanigans as were aforementioned in this earlier El Reg thread nearly fourteen years ago ...... https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2011/05/23/adam_curtis_machines_interview/

          * ....... https://www.researchgate.net/publication/221328932_The_Artilect_War_Cosmists_vs_Terrans_A_Bitter_Controversy_Concerning_Whether_Humanity_Should_Build_Godlike_Massively_Intelligent_Machines

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