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Britain's digital minister says the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) is "limiting the potential of our businesses," and is vowing to cut data protection "red tape," for the "newly independent nation free of EU bureaucracy." The recently appointed Michelle Donelan said the UK planned to "seize this post-Brexit …

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  1. Joe W Silver badge

    I guess that's the main aim?

    "Lawyers will get work from this..."

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: I guess that's the main aim?

      The main aim is to wave a paper at people shouting "WE GOT BREXSHIT DONE".

      "How?"

      "BY CUTTING RED TAPE FROM BRUSSELS!"

      "But I'm a multi-national, so now I have to adhere to GDPR and whatever you've done? How does this benefit me?"

      "IT GETS BREXSHIT DONE!"

      "But it's costing me mor..."

      "GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU ANTI-GROWTH SCUM BAG!"

      1. devin3782

        Re: I guess that's the main aim?

        Quite, removing GDPR doesn't make it cheaper to do business and adding more rules (relaxed or not) makes it more expensive.

        I don't want this country as a data hub it just means we'll be in the news more and more for data breaches and that'll be embarrassing.

        Remember if you don't store it, it can't be stolen.

        1. The Indomitable Gall

          Re: I guess that's the main aim?

          In other words, they're only cutting the red tape in order to splice it with some white and blue tape and make it ever longer.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: I guess that's the main aim?

            If you look at what is needed now to move data to US you know it's a lot more of red tape - not less. As soon as some authorities told Google Analytics wasn't GDPR compliant without a lot of efforts from site owners, they simply dropped it, and moved to systems storing and analyzing data locally.

            UK might become a "data hub" for third world countries, maybe - while US data hoarders won't have any incentive to store data UK - they will just move UK data to US....

        2. The Indomitable Gall

          Re: I guess that's the main aim?

          Hmmm....

          " References in this Regulation to the processing of personal data for the

          purposes of scientific research (including references to processing for

          “scientific research purposes”) are references to processing for the purposes of

          any research that can reasonably be described as scientific, whether publicly or

          privately funded, including processing for the purposes of technological

          development or demonstration, fundamental research or applied research. "

          I reckon "technological development or demonstration" gives a very broad definition of "scientific research". Like... writing a website on the origami might even qualify.

          " References in this Regulation to the processing of personal data for the

          purposes of historical research (including references to processing for

          “historical research purposes”) include processing for the purposes of

          genealogical research. "

          So Ancestry.com is now to be considered on a par with the National Archives/...?

          1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

            Re: Guess what a main aim of applied research is always likely still to be?

            And everyone is being extremely careful to not mention remote weaponisation of data hubs.

            That’s a prize asset that costs one and all untold fortunes to not possess and exercise.

          2. Graham Cobb

            Re: I guess that's the main aim?

            So "technological development or demonstration" presumably encompasses any form of software development. So you can process any data you like as long as it is part of developing technology - such as software to process that data!

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Why is it that only those that have been in technology a lifetime can see this.

          "Remember if you don't store it, it can't be stolen."

          That needed repeating. Why is it that only those have been in technology a lifetime can see this?

          There needs to a real value put on storing someone's personal details, £1000 for a passport. £800 for a driving licence, and if companies/Government lose that info, they pay up and go bankrupt if necessary, it's the only way to stop it being collected and stored without due care. And each copy taken should be watermarked with who took collected that info and when, if necessary using steganography.

          I'm so against what the pontificating clueless political #hashtags of this world stand for, (everyone here knows who I'm talking about, her presence lingers on even after she's long left Government, but best to see her and others as a clueless political 'blob' with zero understanding of the consequences they are proposing here).

          It will cause so much polarizing of society, saying that, we're probably already past that point. The analogue world is being taken out of life, decisions are now 'Yes or 'No'.

          1. AndrueC Silver badge
            Meh

            Re: Why is it that only those that have been in technology a lifetime can see this.

            It will cause so much polarizing of society, saying that, we're probably already past that point. The analogue world is being taken out of life, decisions are now 'Yes or 'No'.

            I think that's just human nature. Thinking in 'black or white', 'yes or no' takes less mental effort than seeing nuances and multiple sides of things. It's very similar to 'pigeon holing' where someone is categorised by one or two actions. This last seems particularly common with crime where a lot of people seem to think that 'a criminal' is a type of human and that everything they do must therefore be bad.

            A fallacy.

      2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Unhappy

        "WE GOT BREXSHIT DONE".

        The ongoing proudest boast of this bunch of f**kwits to the greedy, gullible and delusional 17 million (now about 15million, given how many of them were old codgers to begin with) who voted for this s**tstorm.

        1. gandalfcn

          Re: "WE GOT BREXSHIT DONE".

          She's as deluded and insane as Trustless.

  2. TonyJ

    And yet...

    ...anyone who still has clients/visitors from the EU will have to follow GDPR rules anyway.

    Let's call it for what it is, shall we? Self-serving weakening of protections.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: And yet...

      It is a shame most of these brexit people never watched Harry Enfield. It has always been better to be on the train pi$$ing out than to be on the platform trying to pi$$ into the train.

    2. gandalfcn

      Re: And yet...

      "Let's call it for what it is, shall we? Self-serving weakening of protections." Otherwise known as Brexit.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: And yet...

      @TonyJ

      "...anyone who still has clients/visitors from the EU will have to follow GDPR rules anyway."

      Just to clarify your point. A business doing business in another country must follow the other countries legal requirements for export? Not sure thats a wrong thing to do.

      1. gandalfcn

        Re: And yet...

        woosh

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: And yet...

          @gandalfcn

          "woosh"

          Oops sorry didnt mean to make it so complicated. Let me try to explain to you. Its normal for businesses trading with another country to have to follow the rules of that country. Do you see the reverse yet? Those not trading with the foreign country... dont!!!

  3. Empire of the Pussycat

    It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

    (body)

    1. MarcoV

      Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

      Can't detect if it was meant sarcastically or not.

      1. Naich

        Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

        Brexit enthusiasts are very difficult to parody because it's so difficult to make anything stupider than brexit itself.

        1. AndrueC Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

          I'd mock them but the challenge is gone.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

        I thought that as well. In the context of the poster's previous comments, I'd say it was pretty clear that it *was* sarcastic.

        But I miss the days when you could take for granted stuff like this *was* a joke- or an intentionally obvious troll- without having to check. Yeah, I know that Poe's Law and the winking smiley go back decades, but today there definitely seem to be way more people who could parrot shite like this online and genuinely believe it.

        1. gandalfcn

          Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

          "but today there definitely seem to be way more people who could parrot shite like this online and genuinely believe it." As Reddit proves conclusively/

      3. Empire of the Pussycat

        Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

        No sarcasm, brexit has demonstrably been anti-growth.

        Things are bad everywhere, but in the land of brexit they're always a bit worse.

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

          Can hope that UK will take a step back towards Europe in Prague this week.

          When that older generation have passed on the damage can be repaired democratically.

          1. DS999 Silver badge

            Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

            Even if the sentiment of voters had changed and voted differently in a "should we undo Brexit" referendum, would that really change anything? Would the EU permit the UK to go back to their old arrangement, or would they say "you're either all in or you're all out, we won't go back to your 'halfway in' special deal you had before"?

            The biggest problem with Brexit was making it about a simple majority vote. Surely a supermajority should have been required for such a major change, and should be required for the UK to someday join the EU in full if that's what it decides. To do that on a majority vote risks a majority vote going the other direction a few years later if political winds shift.

            1. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge

              Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

              The biggest problem with Brexit was making it about a simple majority vote. Surely a supermajority should have been required for such a major change

              That wasn't necessary because it was, as agreed by parliament, purely an advisory referendum. It was only intended to guide the supposedly sane souls in parliament on what would then be done.

              It was only when the Tory government and the brextremists got together and invented this "will of the people" bullshit, decided that advisory referendum was going to be legally binding, did it all go to shit.

              Had people known that was going to happen the vote would have likely gone the other way.

            2. gandalfcn

              Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

              "Would the EU permit the UK to go back to their old arrangement," No.

            3. John Smith 19 Gold badge
              Unhappy

              "Surely a supermajority should have been required"

              Which is how it's done in Switzerland (and needs a majority of the cantons, so decisions are not biased by towns having a higher population density).

              But a) The UK has very little experience of running referendums. b) Cameron was a gormless f**ktard who was p**sing himself at the prospect of Farage hoovering up his back bench majority. In a documentary on Farage he admits the party actually had enough funds for about 15 constituencies (out of 635). No wonder the Johnson told him to p**soff.

              A classic case of the Tory elephant stampeeded by the UKIP mouse.

              There is a conspriacy theory that it also stopped the UK from complying with tighter money laundering rules, but surely not.

              1. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

                Re: "Surely a supermajority should have been required"

                Compare as well, to how refrendums are conducted in Germany:

                They aren't.

                For historical reasons, involving exploitation by the far right or something.

                See also: Russian referendums.

            4. Snapper

              Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

              I'd like to know how people can downvote that.

              What explanation would they give for downvoting?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                "I'd like to know how people can downvote that."

                I've found one quitter (who finally admitted they voted Leave) give me an actual reason he did so.

                He's a slumlord and reckoned the worsening economic situation would create more potential tenants for his properties.

                First one I've found to give a coherent explanation.

                Only took 6 years to find one.

                1. DS999 Silver badge

                  Re: "I'd like to know how people can downvote that."

                  If conditions get worse than some formerly good properties that are poorly maintained will eventually become slums. He's going to get more competition that way too.

            5. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

              Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

              The biggest problem with Brexit was making it about a simple majority vote.

              It was that, and not defining what the vote was actually for. Reducing it to "leave or not," with no detail about how or what we would be leaving, and what we would do instead. Well, I say "no detail", more like "lots of details, all contradictory, and tailored to win over your audience".

              For some, it was about "cutting red tape" (we've ended up with more). To others it was about reducing immigration, to others, about reducing non-white immigration (the "I'm not racist but" vote), to others it was about increasing non-white immigration (communities in places like Birmingham who wanted to be able to bring in family members from the Indian subcontinent more easily). To others still, it was about "taking back control" (of what, from whom, by whom, you might ask, it was all neatly unspecified). For some, it was "sovereignty" and "making our own laws" (something we'd never lost), and for yet others, just down to a general sense of malaise that something had to change, and the campaign exploited this to divert their attention away from being robbed by Tory austerity.

              There was no manifesto, no "this is how we will leave", "these are the institutions we will leave", "this is what will replace them", or indeed, "this is how we will bear the cost of the replacements rather than splitting them 28 ways". Just sunlit uplands and unicorns.

              1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
                Unhappy

                There was no manifesto

                Of course not.

                And anyone who's seen "Brexit: The Uncivil War" will know exactly why.

                Dominc Cummings knew that once they got into spelling out details of any specific path they'd loose a whole bunch of quitters who'd suddenly realize that a) Their particular fantasy Brexit (7 options, or was it 9?) wasn't going to happen b) S**t was going to get a lot tougher for them.

                Literally the only thing this (loose) coalition of the delusional, gullible and flat out greedy did agree on was they wanted (for all sorts of reasons, most of which made no logical sense outside their own heads) to leave the EU.

                And with the Johnson he had the perfect sock puppet for the job. Someone who'd as happily spout on about the "Sunlit uplands" as he would explaining (for example) of the absolute necessity to bayonet babies and with as little regard for the consequences. A completely empty jug that could (and still does) make a great deal of noise.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Devil

                  Re: There was no manifesto

                  @John Smith 19

                  "Literally the only thing this (loose) coalition of the delusional, gullible and flat out greedy did agree on was they wanted (for all sorts of reasons, most of which made no logical sense outside their own heads) to leave the EU."

                  Do I guess your still butt hurt we left?

          2. gandalfcn

            Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

            "Can hope that UK will take a step back towards Europe in Prague this week." LOL. She's only there because the alternative was bei8ng in the same camp as Putin,. Oh. and distracting from the sh1t show at home.

            1. werdsmith Silver badge

              Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

              It’s not just about Truss.

              1. gandalfcn

                Re: It's the brexiter anti-growth coalition at it again

                Yes it is.

  4. Headley_Grange Silver badge

    FTFY

    Fixing the "overemphasis on consent" would be easy. Pass a law that says necessary* cookies only must be the default when a website loads. Ban pop-ups requesting consent for other cookies, and leave it to the user to search in the website's settings for the switch to turn on the other cookies, should they wish to.

    *"Necessary" would be carefully defined in the law, of course, to prevent scumbag sites defining all tracking and ad cookies as necessary.

    1. stungebag

      Re: FTFY

      I don't think cookies are the consents being referred to here.

      1. EvaQ

        Re: FTFY

        Indeed:

        The EU Cookie Law is from 2011

        The EU GDPR is from 2018

        People often confuse them.

        1. ibmalone

          Re: FTFY

          But, as with so many things, confusing the two is being used to push for changes that don't relate to people's perceived problem. "Don't you hate that websites keep asking you about cookies? Well, we're going to remove that consent red tape from GDPR to make it go away."

          (And of course, yes, the correct response to being annoyed about websites asking for consent for tracking cookies all the time is to ask why they need to track you in the first place.)

      2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

        Re: FTFY

        Fair point - I read the article a bit fast before getting on one of my hobby horses.

      3. Loyal Commenter Silver badge

        Re: FTFY

        Indeed, it's the consent to having your data collected, stored, processed in some way, and retained.

        I'd suggest that if the need to gain consent to this is "overly complex", then this probably indicates that the entity gathering the data is sneakily trying to use it for multiple purposes, some of which are legitimate, but most of which are to do with targeting advertising.

        The solution is simple; legislate for two types of consent. One for consenting to your data being collected and used for the core business purpose, and one for allowing it to be used for commercial purposes, which is off by default, and requires the user to seek it out and explicitly opt in.

        For example, I'm fine with consenting to give my details to the DVLA for the purposes of renewing my driving license. They shouldn't require me to choose whether to consent to selling any information onto google for advertising purposes in order to renew my driving license, and if they would like me to do so, the request for me to consent should not block other functionality that I have already consented to.

        I get the sense that what the government desires is essentially the opposite of this; invisible opting-in which would require me to go and find the settings to opt out.

    2. Arthur the cat

      Re: FTFY

      "Necessary" would be carefully defined in the law, of course, to prevent scumbag sites defining all tracking and ad cookies as necessary.

      I hate the weasel words of "legitimate interest" and related cookies being enabled by default so you have to untick zillions of boxes. No advertiser has any legitimate interest as far as I'm concerned because I've got Do Not Track enabled, so they can just fuck off.

  5. alain williams Silver badge

    One person's 'red tape' is another's protection

    More sound bite legislation from an increasingly vacuous government. Just look at the 'success' of their 'well thought through' economic announcements of the last fortnight.

  6. Fred Daggy Silver badge
    Meh

    If the data protection provisions in the UK are weakened, then I just won't leave me personal data there. I won't do business with any business in the UK that does not abide by the GDPR (or stronger) and leaves my data in the UK.

    I say this as a non-UK resident and citizen. So, UK businesses lose out.

    THAT, is the real dividend of Brexit.

    1. xyz Silver badge

      I dont enen buy from any Uk websites anymore due to the delivery hassle into the EU. The only brexit "freedoms" I can detect these days is the freedoms given to govt "chums" to make a killing with reduced or zero responsibilities.

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