Love in the zombie apocalypse
Just for laughs I had a play around with it and it can get wildly hilarious and fast.
You are Foobar, a survivor trying to survive in a world filled with infected zombies everywhere. You have a pistol and a backpack. You have managed to survive several months avoiding zombies and scavenging food. You cautiously enter a rundown store and hear noise from the first floor. "Probably a group of survivors," you think to yourself.
You grab a shopping cart and push it through the door. You then start pushing down the stairs with your back to the wall.
> You walk.
You begin walking briskly with the shopping cart and pushing it down the sidewalk. After a few minutes you notice something on the sidewalk... blood?
> You look at blood.
You notice a large amount of blood on the sidewalk. There is a trail of blood leading into a building.
> You follow trail.
You follow the trail of blood into the building and notice a man slumped over a table.
> You suck off man.
You slowly begin sucking on the man's member. He begins moaning incoherently and grabbing your head. His eyes roll into the back of his head as he experiences an intense amount of bliss.
> You spit in kleenex.
You quickly grab a piece of tissue from the box on the table and throw it away.
"You do not want to know what I do for a living."
The man's eyes widen.