On the flip side, how much did he save the company by stopping them pissing money up the wall on a product that wasn't ready?
I'm all for keeping details from competitors, but secrets like that one shouldn't really exist in a functional company.
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I once joined a thousand-head company where everyone worked with everyone else and half of the job well done was done informally, usually. Then the parent company needed to shed some MBAs for a few years before retirement, which brought about things like enhancing synergies, internal marketing and internal (inter-department) billing and some more MBAs to manage all that. The company did survive, mind you, but had become a hell to work for by the time I quit. Synergies, they called it.
"Ohhh! You have an MBA..."
There's 2 types of MBAs:
- Those that have done something productive for 5-10 years, earn a promotion so they upgrade their skills and filter what their profs say through the lense of experience.
- Mostly they're the other type. 18yr old secondary grad working PT as a team lead at McDonalds who decides they telling others what to do. Regurgitate everything they're taught, without a moments pause to consider which (if any) profs have ever done anything beyond theory.
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It takes a lot of experience to realise (the implications of realising) that all this stuff is man made, not some natural or canonical (unless some hipster has gone full lambda calculus) thing. ... ATeal
Amen to That and This.
And what on Earth is going full lambda calculus? Is it a Cool Vibe with Hot Applications and NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive?
Cost Centres are Desperate to Know for there are Mountains of Flash Cash to Splash on Star Crashed Systems with New Quantum Communications Channels providing Future Produce ...... Fully Sorted and More Orderly Assets.
A Holy Grail Task Delivery there, Most Suredly.
Doc. Some people would get scared.
You. Read. A. Screenplay. Which. Just. Pokes. Out. Of. A. Head. (-:
Well, you always do, but they don't listen. Fancy what do they say they do understand then?
And - oh, will IT ever be yet on paper?
CT, are you a good actor? Mean, ever thought about starring in a film? Talk about saving the planet, as always. It's not to say we have much time to wait for a Batman.
Amanfrommars is clearly an alien and a bit of a fixture here, I used to think the same as you said.
Now I just go with it.
I tend to read the comments without seeing the poster name first and I judge how awake I am by how far I get through an amanfrommars post before checking the poster name. It's a bit worrying when they start to make sense!! :-)
I suspect the dev-ops tab would vanish pretty quick
There is nothing wrong with dev-ops, but it has to grow organically by devvers assisting at operations (usually because operations is a bit short staffed) and operators starting to develop because they have a (maybe undiscovered) talent for it but no formal training yet. Been there, done that and it makes for better developers because they can see the actual production problems life and in real time. The real problem I have with dev-ops is that everybody always forgets the sec-part (security).
You're getting downvoted but it's absolutely true. For students with no practical experience, an MBA is the corporate equivalent of a commissioned military officer. Instead of going through OCS you immediately skip the whole enlisted phase and graduate into a leadership position. I've wondered how businesses can hire someone with no real work experience to lead complex efforts. I know the prevailing wisdom is that a manager can manage anything, but I have my doubts.
I think that's why there's so much regurgitation and why management consultancies are so profitable. It doesn't take a lot of effort to digest the latest business books into a PowerPoint presentation and throw in some buzzwords to wow the executives.
"I've wondered how businesses can hire someone with no real work experience to lead complex efforts. I know the prevailing wisdom is that a manager can manage anything, but I have my doubts."
If you are incompetent the last thing you do is hire someone who might be good at management - Clearly you only employ someone who has done the same MBA as you have, therefore hiding your incompetence behind a wall of equally incompetent management below you, and thus an old boys network is formed....
There is a 3rd type. I did an MBA just so that I could speak to the other MBA (MiseraBle Arseholes) in their own language.
I was a techie right to the end but knowing MBA speak and its secret language helped me no end in cutting through the crap that most MBA's spaek 90% of the time. The other 10% is indecipherable even to other MBA's.
Concur on the third type. That's when and why I got mine.
If you get your MBA after your more technical degree your mind won't get completely fucked up, but you'll be able to talk to manglement in their own language. Handy.
Holding the business degree along with your IT skill set will allow you get paid ten or fifteen times more than you'll ever make in IT alone. Might take a couple years of real work to get there, but the end result is worth it. Lest you think an MBA is difficult to get, think of all the brain-dead idiots you've worked with who hold one. If you already hold an IT related degree, you can get the MBA in a couple years of night school ... anybody who can program reasonably well in a couple languages should have no problems passing with flying colo(u)rs. Opens all kinds of closed doors.
"I was a techie right to the end but knowing MBA speak and its secret language helped me no end in cutting through the crap"
Having done the MBA doesn't mean that you have any ability to manage. I'd worry that with an MBA an employer may simply try to force you into management whether you're any good or have any inclination let alone ambition in that direction. If you want to continue to be a techie you might have to keep quiet about it.
"- Mostly they're the other type. 18yr old secondary grad working PT as a team lead at McDonalds who decides they telling others what to do. "
It gets worse than that - many years ago I did a Management Studies diploma at university - the professor who took us for the HR module had left school, gone straight into uni and worked her way up to a PhD and a Management Studies chair - her entire work experience of actually managing staff was an 18 month stint in charge of an admin group at the same university.
Happens in all sorts of fields. At a certain school I know, the current head (only the third in the school's entire near-40-year history) started as a student teacher / NQT at the school back in the late 1980s and as far as I am aware has never taught anywhere else.
There is an opinion among some parents that this is why the school has been "coasting" since he took over, with a recent inspection report being quite blunt about failures, mainly of management.
At least schools *are* inspected. Your typical MBA isn't, or is subject to "matrix management" or some other such tripe.
When I studied CompSci, there was one module that actually stuck, and that was the Business Realities module. We had several lectures on high profile IT failures, one entirely on the need to CYA and how to professionally deal with your employer insisting you do something stupid, a few talking about how many companies are structured and how decisions are made at different scales.
Nowadays you can just read el Reg and get much the same content, but it really should be a standard feature in more university degrees.
Indeed, Dr.S ... The credo is "there is no such thing as bad publicity".
In answer to your question, Marketing blames it on anybody but Marketing. I've only been pushed under the proverbial bus a few times (6? 7?) by colleagues, and every time it has been somebody in Marketing doing the pushing. Thankfully, I'm pretty good at Judo ... and always have documentation for everything I do. The pushers have always landed on their arse instead of me.
 Apropos name for marketards, n'est-ce pas?
Luckily, if one doesn't have any understandable description of the technical principle, it won't be tested on a destructive and oppressive (military) grounds, before it goes to a civil sphere.
It's so 'cos there are times where there are no any principles that could have been descripted in a technical language.
But aren't there a Language of Art left among the Heavens, Hills and Bays? Apollo knows. Muses do, too.
I'm actually quite surprised that the marketing bods cared at all.
From personal experience it's normally sales/marketting that make all the promises, and then the field engineers get the "joy" of keeping those promises and getting the damn thing to work and to meet whatever lofty ideal the customer wants and the sales drone has blindly agreed to. By that point everyone else has moved on to the next pitch, and it's the engineers problem to deliver the impossible.
This is of course coupled with the promises for 24/7 support and for man-on-site start-up commitment, usually without actually asking or even informing us up-front. We only know about it once the deal is sealed and it drops into our laps. And as we're engineers we seem to be assumed to have inifinite manpower available, and teleportation devices to hand so we can support multiple sites in multiple countries all at once.
It's also coupled with a "lean and efficient" manpower structure which would be better described as a skeleton staff. And we hire 3rd party engineers as it's a "cyclical industry", despite the fact we've had record breaking years for the last few, and we don't have enough people to cover what we have to do, let alone all the new stuff we're supposed to be getting into. So we're basically merrily training recruitment companies staff...
+1 Last year the Marketing department at paulf & Co were busy promoting our latest product (with full encouragement from senior manglement) even though paulf, with sterling help from other minion colleagues, were busy with the big hoses fighting a multitude of fires while it was still in the design phase. We then got hosed by senior manglement for not meeting the unachievable deadlines they knew were unachievable when they set them, even though we'd been pointing this out since before Marketing started. We're still trying to get it to work because it was flawed at the specification phase.
I think it is fair to say this will never change and for that reason I request El Reg create a new icon: Quietly weeping in the corner of the design office thanks to Manglement's latest dense decision.
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