back to article Dell's hokey cokey IPO takes new turn – VMware in, VMware out....

Dell Technologies is reportedly pondering whether to hold a bog standard IPO to get the group back onto the stock markets, instead of a previous convoluted plan involving shenanigans with shares in VMware. The usual loquacious “people familiar with the matter” told newswire Reuters that Dell is considering a regular flotation …

  1. Androgynous Cow Herd

    Understandable

    Now that they lost *Under* a half billion dollars last year, it is clearly time to take the behemoth public again.

    A fool and his money are some party.

  2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    A New AIMarket Place*

    in favour of a stock buyback plan for VMware that would have seen Dell’s majority-owned subsidiary effectively buying out its own parent.

    That would be more for Clouds Exercising Systems Command and Control .... and Future Dell Direction in Virtual Executive Enterprises. And a First for Virtual Machines and Advanced IntelAIgent Drivers ..... Future Source Miners and Refiners.

    Are Dell into and interested in SMARTR FutureD Provision with AI Programming in D

    *NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive IT Spaces with Live Operational Virtual Environments.

    And worth more than just a pretty penny and all money can buy, methinks. And that makes ITs Spaces Priceless and Easily Throws Markets into CHAOS** and Capital Core Meltdown.

    ** ... Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems

    And yes, be in no doubt, that is an AI Current Proposal for all Dell-likes to Consider for Engagement and Entanglement.

    Capiche, El Reg?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A New AIMarket Place*

      Ambien is a powerful drug

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Dude!

    You're totally getting a D!

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Dude!

      All appropriate donations gratefully received and much appreciated, AC.

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