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2017 looks like being the year of AI. Or at least that’s what a friendly computer keeps telling us. So we’re partnering with our friends at Heise to bring you M3, a conference which aims to bring together researchers, academics and, crucially, practitioners, to show you how to put the latest in artificial intelligence, machine …


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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Call for Proposals Proposals

    After DevOps, IoT and AI, what will be the next relentlessly overpromoted "conference" by ElReg?

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      There's one born every minute, apparently

      "relentlessly overpromoted", AC?

      Methinks a next time will be the first. Are you not threatened by virtual machines? Has that sector/vector bamboozled you into not realising both the dangers and opportunities which abound and surround you like an invisible intangible cloak.

  2. Tom 7

    I've just turned it on and it says 42

    and just under that it says its a lot cheaper for most people to hold conferences outside of London. And healthier too apparently.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Stephen Hawkins - Could end mankind

    Red Dwarf - Could have a sex change

    Asimov - Inaction becomes action

    Sorry but AI will never happen because put simply (at least in my simple mind) you always have to tell it what to do whether that is learning speech recognition or anything else, there may one day be someone that programs outside the box but I doubt it due to limitations of hardware. An infinite resource such as AI can't be expected to run in a finite universe.

    1. LionelB Silver badge

      Re: AI

      "An infinite resource such as AI can't be expected to run in a finite universe."

      How does this argument not apply to human intelligence?

  4. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    In the Beginning, was IT very much just the same as now. And then was there Light shone.

    An infinite resource such as AI can't be expected to run in a finite universe. … Anonymous Coward

    Reality, and with fake news programs leading, Virtual Reality, is not/are not finite universes, and IT and media is expanding and unfurling their smarter machined projects and SMARTR Virtual MachinedD Operations …… New Orderly World Ordered World Orders …… and in elegant novel forms so that both the meek and the mild and the wild and the wicked can both see and learn of their future commanded situation and remotely controlled conditioning.

    Ergo, and this is not a simple paper proposal, is AI with Advanced IntelAIgent Resources running everything with both smarter machines and SMARTR Virtual Machines and Global Operating Devices ……. and that unholy trinity is easily Great Gamed as the One of Old which stories told is a’Coming again in another time and in these wonderfully weird and wacky spaces with Safe Haven IntelAIgent Places ….. Heavenly Retreats.?!

    Such as is, is, and to deny it has one madly dancing to its engaging tunes as non-believers fight against each other with wars for scraps and carrion to eat at empty tables groaning with invented riches.

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