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The super worm known as Stuxnet was but a cog in an active US war program in which hundreds of thousands of network implants and backdoors in Iran networks were actively maintained to facilitate a devastating barrage of hacking attacks, a documentary claims. Zero Days, due to screen at the Berlin Film Festival today, claims …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Forte Mead

    you did say a "noisier" (louder?) version of stuxnet ...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Forte Mead

      is that all you took from this piece?

      1. smudge
        Coat

        Re: Forte Mead

        Hey, it has all the right letters - just in the wrong order.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Forte Mead

          > Hey, it has all the right letters - just in the wrong order.

          Funny you should say that, I read it initially as "GCHQ used Intel to develop Stuxnet..."

    2. x 7

      Re: Forte Mead

      "Forte Mead"

      Is that the staff canteen at Fort Mead?

      or is it Forte's latest drink offering?

  2. Dan Wilkie

    Presumably it's "BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!010101111" just like Skorpion was?

  3. Al fazed
    Happy

    Yes but ........

    Is the film any good ?

    ALF

  4. x 7

    the language is so bad, the phraseology so poor, that this reads as a typical Iranian government press release. This isn't a story: its a succession of unsubstantiated bulletin points with nothing evidential behind them

  5. Red Bren

    You can take this declaration of war

    Didn't the US announce that a cyber-attack on its infrastructure would be treated as an act of war?

    So by the same logic, the US declared war on Iran without provocation.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: You can take this declaration of war

      "So by the same logic, the US declared war on Iran without provocation"

      So by the same logic, Russia has declared war on a whole list of places (Ukraine, Estonia, Georgia, and others)

    2. Tom 13

      Re: You can take this declaration of war

      Nope. Iran declared war on the US way back in 1978. Since there hasn't even be a truce let alone a peace treaty, a state of war has existed ever since.

  6. Tikimon
    Mushroom

    Reminds me of several movie plots, and equally plausible.

    One of the more popular scenarios for film and book plots involves a nasty germ developed by some government as a bio-weapon. Since microorganisms can't distinguish Friend from Enema (heh) the killer bug escapes into the wild and starts killing everyone. It's entirely plausible, because we know governments really can be that myopic.

    The same thing is happening for real with cyber-war. Stuxtnet thankfully can't KILL you, but it totally validates the "short-sighted government program to create indiscriminate weapons" model.

    So who' going to make us a film about a future Stuxtnet that destroys the world's computing systems and brings down civilization as we know it?

    1. Bloakey1

      Re: Reminds me of several movie plots, and equally plausible.

      <snip>

      "Friend from Enema"

      <snip>

      Are you implying that my enemy's enema is my friend?

      Yet again an instance of the Israeli's taking a short term operational view instead of a long term strategic view.

    2. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Reminds me of several movie plots, and equally plausible.

      Hi, Tikimon. All great film makers needs are Immaculate Scripts to Realise. And that is surely Heavenly to Present as Multiple Realities Worldwide with Global Operating Devices.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Linux

    Stuxnet infected thousands of computers

    :)

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    the post is required, and must contain letters

  8. Matt Bryant Silver badge
    WTF?

    "GCHQ"? Yeah, right.

    Hmmmm. They claim Stuxnet was written with information supplied by the GCHQ? Like what? The GCHQ is primarily involved in spying by intercept, mainly of landlines and wireless, such as undersea intercontinental cables, so please explain why the Iranians would either have their top secret nuke equipment connected to a public line the GCHQ could monitor, or why they would be silly enough to being sending/speaking over an insecure wireless connection? To believe either requires the Iranians to be pretty dumb in the first place.

    There's also the matter of the little fact that the Yanks (or Israelis) didn't need to know anything from the GCHQ. The systems targeted by Stuxnet were vanilla Siemens SCADA systems supplied by European companies, all the details were already available to the CIA and MOSSAD. The launch mechanism is widely accepted to have been an infected USB key or keys, implying the target systems were not connected to an external network or phoneline. Yawn. Sounds like more unsubstantiated rumour designed to appeal to the paranoid conspiracy theorists.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "GCHQ"? Yeah, right.

      They had to bring in British involvement somewhere because the UK, for historical reasons, is perceived in Iran as the evil mastermind behind all the plots that threaten them.

      Also Hollywood tells us that the baddies are always British, albeit sometimes with an odd accent.

      1. Citizen99

        Re: "GCHQ"? Yeah, right.

        Cor blimey, Mary Poppins !!!

      2. Matt Bryant Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: AC Re: "GCHQ"? Yeah, right.

        "They had to bring in British involvement somewhere because the UK, for historical reasons, is perceived in Iran as the evil mastermind behind all the plots that threaten them....." Which is quite ironic, really. In August 1941 the Brits and the Soviets decided they needed to secure the railway linking the British-controlled Middle East to Russia, so that Lend Lease supplies could be sent to Stalin. Britain invaded Iran from Iraq and India and the Soviets from the North. In a ceasefire agreement with the Shah, the British and Soviets agreed to pull their forces out of the country within six months of the end of the War.

        In late 1945, after weeks of violent clashes, a Soviet-backed separatist People's Republic of Azerbaijan was founded, followed by the Kurdish People's Republic. Soviet armed forces blocked Iranian efforts to regain control of either region. When the six-month deadline for forces withdrawal came around the Brits honoured their commitment and shipped out their troops, but the Soviets refused, being intent on turning Iran into a Communist state. Eventually the matter became the first complaint filed with the newly-formed UN Security Council, and the Soviets were forced to withdraw, though they still kept troops in Azerbaijan and forced it into the USSR.

        But somehow the Soviet angle always get a pass and the Brits get labelled The Little Devils.

        1. x 7

          Re: AC "GCHQ"? Yeah, right.

          "In August 1941 the Brits and the Soviets decided they needed to secure the railway linking the British-controlled Middle East to Russia,"

          If memory serves correctly didn't our engineers actually build - or maybe rebuild to standard gauge - that railway with a view to handing it over to the Iranians at wars end? I haven't got my books to hand but that sounds familiar

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