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Moscow and Beijing will next month sign a deal to commence joint information security projects and operations, and to increase cooperation in the space, according to a popular Russian newspaper with ties to President Vladimir Putin. Kommersant owned by Russia's richest man and President Putin ally Alisher Usmanov reported ( …

  1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Intelligent Space Supply Services from Spooky IntelAIgent Servers*

    I wonder how much longer the supposed powers that be the Almighty Crooked Wild Wacky West are going to studiously ignore and fail to fix the fact and problem that is ...... core systems and modi operandi/vivendi are cracked and hacked right through to sub-prime host kernels, and critical vulnerabilities and strategic weaknesses be known for tactically disruptive and, if necessary, practically constructive virtually destructive exploitation in a series of ...... well, seriously novel and unforeseen zeroday events for the edutainment of a rapidly growing aware global audience and Savvy Systems Admin in Administration.

    And whenever they are realised as being just virtual media constructs which are fully dependent for increasingly acceptable value and viability upon the intelligence of intelligent supplies of an engaging future capturing narrative, and one which can be masterfully spin in any positive number of positive spooky tall tales with leading trails, does the searching spotlight fall on the pretentious pontificating puppet pimping and pumping political party propaganda promising premium product presently in a market of the future that tomorrow tells of yesterdays failures/todays monumental blunders and catastrophic misinformed decisions.

    *Renegade Rogue Rebel or Government Goon Giant/Private Pirate Operation or Public Prime Enterprise? Take your pick and make your bets.

    1. Gotno iShit Wantno iShit

      Re: Intelligent Space Supply Services from Spooky IntelAIgent Servers*

      Phew, that was close. The first paragraph of an AMFM post made sense, deeply worrying for the state of my mental health. It didn't take much of the second for me to dismiss this as a mere statistical anomaly.

      1. Robert Helpmann?? Silver badge
        Childcatcher

        Re: Intelligent Space Supply Services from Spooky IntelAIgent Servers*

        Phew, that was close...

        Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  2. Khaptain Silver badge
    Black Helicopters

    Botnet

    By collaborating they are effectively giving the go ahead to create the largest governement(s) botnet ever created.

    Imagine having a botnet in this scale that could be used for collecting information, hacking DDOSing, virus delivery etc.. Today it's more powerfull, economically, than an atomic bomb.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Botnet

      "By collaborating they are effectively giving the go ahead to create the largest governement(s) botnet ever created."

      What bigger than the WIndows or Android assets of the US government?

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    2. Trigonoceps occipitalis

      Re: Botnet

      On August 29, it gained self-awareness ....

  3. chris lively

    Outsourcing

    If I'm reading this right, Russia is outsourcing its hacker group to china?

    It's funny, these countries with such a communist / socialist bent are really just capitalists at heart.

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