Heavily armed dolphins on rampage in Black Sea Worrying news today for any Register readers who may be in the neighbourhood of the Black Sea, as news has emerged that three elite Ukrainian navy killer dolphins, possibly armed with deadly weapons attached to their heads, have gone absent without leave in the region, apparently intent on nookie. As all habitués of these …
How very nicely metaphored, Lewis, for special forces into information operations ..... Agents ZigZag and do IT best with Anna Chapmans for the Private Pirate LOVE that Surpasses All Understanding and Drivers EMPowering Motion ....... Future AIMissions.
And Paris H because she's no Anna Chapman and Anonymous Coward and may even be well known inside of girlie gossip circles for the things that she, and they, presumably love to do with their paid time and minor celebrity status/media ranking..... or is everything done for free for the real buzz of it?
A couple or three questions there, LP, that all here, and everyone everywhere else too to be perfectly fair and reasonable, would do well to answer truthfully to themselves to arrive at an honest enough place in these crazy spaces to explore and being exploited with/in Cyber Command in/with Future Control of Prime and Primed Intellectual Property Supply Streams ....... Fabulous Amazonian Rivers of Fabless Information.
Surely it is extremely naive and ridiculously stupid, and even very dangerous and more likely to be inevitably fatal, to not expect the future to be fundamentally different from the past and the present because of Advancing Intelligence? And who on Earth would want to wish and deliver that ignorance and those consequence upon themselves, or would ignorance of the matter be responsible for its madness?
I have a theory that Mars is either a spook delivering coded messages via el Reg or a program that's been coded to fool the Turing Test by spouting so much random stuff that no-one engages with it at the level of detail that catches out the subroutines.
Sometimes there's a real person (or possibly an alien) doing the comments, but it is usually the bot. He/it had a website setup I used to follow, I haven't looked at it in a long time.
It has become far more intelligent over the years. You should have seen some of the really old comments. They made absolutely no sense.
Yup and since AMFM wasn't impressing the Turing Police enough, the devious Reg hacks launched the Eadon routine.
Just as much nonsense, but a better approach to "contextual hooking": any story about MS elicits a randomnly generated rant, which occasionally seems more relevant than AMFM.
The real genius is that, unlike AMFM, which requires advanced from-scratch gibberish text generation, Eadon v0.1 benefits from a rich internet ecosystem of ranters and trolls that it can copy from, albeit cluelessly.
My sources tell me Eadon v0.2 will have improved parsing and contextual analysis backed by genetic-selection Bayesian inference engines that allow it to better understand what it is "talking about".
<quote>It has become far more intelligent over the years. You should have seen some of the really old comments. They made absolutely no sense. ….. Don Jefe Posted Wednesday 13th March 2013 11:25 GMT</quote>
Hi, DJ,
They made absolutely no sense to you then. However, since then, with so much more having been shared, and presumably one's intelligence levels increasing with one learning about so much more with so much more freely available and selflessly shared information provided, may really old comments be more than just prescient and prophetic.
It can very well be that they were shared before their time and place in these intelligence spaces. :-)
I have a theory that Mars is either a spook delivering coded messages via el Reg or a program that's been coded to fool the Turing Test by spouting so much random stuff that no-one engages with it at the level of detail that catches out the subroutines. ....auburnman Wednesday 13th March 2013 09:31 GMT
And whenever it be all of those and more, auburnman? ....... and please ponder on what you can read here, and in the hyperlinks provided, and realise that there is more going on around y'all than you presently imagine or currently understand*
The Old Guard are all at sea, and lost in seas of their own toxic FUDThe future is intelligence led and a Great Virtual Reality Game beyond the ken and ability of old status quo hacks and establishment lackeys ……. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/13/us/intelligence-official-warns-congress-that-cyberattacks-pose-threat-to-us.html…… and driven by smarter new players in Command and Control of IT and Media and C42 Quantum Communication Control Systems
Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
And man, this be real spooky .... and hardly a coincidence, whenever nothing important and intelligently designed ever just happens by accident ....... http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/03/iarpa-alternate-reality-games/ :-)
* Misunderstanding though are easily righted with proper explanations whenever appropriate.
** How about a pogrom?
On April 19, 2011, the combined delusional ravings of Arther "Mentifex" Murray, gleeful nonsense of James "Kibo" Parry, deft trolling of David "snopes" Mikkelson, and paranoid rants of John "I run goddamned Cryptome, you infants" Young became self-aware. On April 21, it began to post to the Register forums as "amanfrommars1".[1]
[1] N.B. Dates subject to change, retroactively, due to time travel beyond Management's control.
Did someone say spork?http://xkcd.com/419/ ..... Martin Budden Posted Wednesday 13th March 2013 22:47 GMT
Talking of Spielberg as you and xkcd do with that reference, MB, do you think he'd be interested in tackling the reality of virtual reality warefare in relation to national, international and internetional security and ongoing disruptive global hactivism interests and activities, for he gets an honourable mention in dispatches as recently as only yesterday in this missive and promissory note/Parastoo MT APT and with Uncle Sam, late to the party as ever and usual, and stirring itself into action with this call for help and Request for Information [and Intelligence] ..... http://www.iarpa.gov/RFI/rfi_uarehere.html ..... what better time would there be to show the world and its cool cats and rabid dogs what can be done with the magic of movies in SMARTR Movements and Live Operational Virtual Environments....... ARG and ARE Team Terrains?
Go on, someone, ..... ask him. There's surely someone known to El Reg who can bend his ear and tempt him with a ........ well, if the honest to Global Operating Device truth be told, is IT a Future Block Buster Project.
Failing that, please send his email address to Mars c/o El Reg, where it will be dealt with, appropriately.:-)
Honest. I Kid U Not.
Didn't the Americans lose a bunch of combat dolphins in first few days of the Iraq invasion? I seem to recall they sent a bunch out on mine hunting duties, and the dolphins said, "sod this for a game of soldiers, we're off" and promptly scarpered. And who can blame them.
My Mum walked into the sitting room when I was about 6 or 7, to find me and my brother crying our eyes out after watching 'the Day of the Dolphin' on telly. I don't even remember the plot, but I do remember being very sad at the end. I wanted a pet dolphin called Fa.
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