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Wanna know what the world's been lacking? A social network for hedge-fund bods, of course. And who better to be at the helm of such a brave Web2.0 venture than square-jawed Olympic rowing twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss - who rose from the ashes of their legal spat with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to plunge some of their …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    social network for the FILTHY RICH

    Reminds me of the old "Dear Rich Bastard" story. Hope they tested their mailing software...

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    has led to a global userbase that stands at nearly 1 billion people

    Shameful that the reg parrots marketing nonsense for fakebook. Probably over half of their "1 Billion people" are unused and pure nonsense accounts, dog, cats, monkeys .. ok, animals.. cars, boats, books and other inanimate objects. Clearly, they don't have accounts for "1 Billion people" . If stockholders really knew the scope of the disaster called FaceBook, they would surely bail, so the fairy tale of "1 Billion people" must be upheld at all costs. Repeat the big lie often enough and the ignorant of the world will end up believing it. I think GM did the research and said, "we're outta here". Others should do the research too. FaceBook does not even deserve to be a publicly traded company because the filing was based on utter fabrication. The truth will come out eventually and people will land in jail. Zuck behind bars.. now that's karma.

    1. DeKrow
      Facepalm

      Re: has led to a global userbase that stands at nearly 1 billion people

      That was a very long paragraph to explain why 1 billion 'people' should have read 1 billion 'accounts'. It was also so long that you lost your way and ended up at "Zuck behind bars". What axe are you trying to grind here?

      Disclaimer: I don't have a Facebook account, but I liked the movie The Social Network and am entirely aware that it's writers took varying degrees of artistic license.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: has led to a global userbase that stands at nearly 1 billion people

      You are one of the Winklevoss Twins and I claim my £5

  3. Stevie

    Ooh!

    A "private" facebook for insiders who trade stocks for a living. What could go wrong with that?

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Oh Yes, Quite Perfect for New Orderly World Stock Trading in Great Game Players

      "A "private" facebook for insiders who trade stocks for a living. What could go wrong with that?" ..... Stevie Posted Monday 17th September 2012 17:51 GMT

      If intelligently vetted, what couldn't a super smart network not do? Old money is dead, Long live new ideas and ab fab programs/SMARTR Pogroms.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ooh!

      Nothing can go wrong for them.....they make the money, say opps did not know about those rules we have been breaking, we did to realise that this was insider trading. Give up working in the financial sector of 2 years and enjoy the millions they have creamed out of our pensions!

      Nothing will go wrong for them......us on the other hand, well that's another story.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "disaster called FaceBook"

    for the people that have made a LOT of money I wouldn’t call it a disaster. Its put money beyond the wildest dreams of its founders, no matter who stole or did not steal the idea.....

    For the millions of users that use it day in and day out its no disaster....

    For my less computer savvy family and friends, it keeps them in contact with each other without me having to fix the email settings constantly, for me that’s no disaster....

    For our seaside guest house, most of our repeat customers keep in contact through facebook and over 60% of our bookings come through facebook and ost new customers come from friends of friends.... that’s no disaster, in fact its kept us in business while others around us have closed down..

    The only disaster has been the plummet in share prices when it was floated, but for facebook and its users its business as usual.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Its put money beyond the wildest dreams of its founders"

      I don't think that's really what you meant to say.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Its put money beyond the wildest dreams of its founders"

        yeah, I meant "Its put riches beyond their wildest dreams of its founders..... "

        my bad... but you know what i was saying... sort of....... LOL

  5. Bucky 2
    Pint

    Am I the only one....

    The only press I want to see on the Winklevoss twins is that they've released a porno.

    And not an ordinary one. I mean, one that's really TWISTED and makes you feel dirty inside just hearing ABOUT it.

    Anything less (e.g.: their business ventures) are just wasted on me.

    1. Elmer Phud

      Re: Am I the only one....

      No, just no.

      Ordinary pics of them are bad enough.

    2. dssf

      Re: Am I the only one.... kineckt

      them and sexbox to to the pron industry, maybe even to dice.com and create some dicey pro positions, hahaha (puns intended)....

  6. Mike Flugennock
    Coffee/keyboard

    a "Facebook" for rich-assed hedge fundies?

    Hot damn, sounds like it'll really rock. I'll go start the popcorn.

    Oh, yeah, and by the way... Winklevoss. B'wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  7. big_Jim
    Paris Hilton

    Congratulations, SumZero has joined the 99% of social networking sites, dating sites, forums and other timewasting ventures that I also personally veto my own membership of.

    Paris - she is exclusive to no one.

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