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Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke. The incident happened on 8 July in Örebro, central Sweden, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports. One of the gang - described as 5' 7" tall and …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Do they have IT jobs in Sweden?

    Fixed the IT angle for you.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Oh God.....

    ......please let this happen to me!!!!!!! Right now or when I'm fifty. I'm not fussy and I'll not call the old bill.

    In fact I wonder how many times this has happened and NOT been reported.

    There has to be some blokes with smiles on their faces who know more.......

  3. Scott 19
    IT Angle

    WARNING

    The Warning will not stop the Trolls.

    Right i'm off to by myself a bike for a tour round europe if your not molested in Sweden you can get money off in Germany.

  4. Citizen Kaned
    Happy

    hmmm

    can i be the first to say that i for one will be willing to act as a guinnea pig for the swedish police. maybe its an incentive scheme to get people riding bikes? i might bike to work if i know that i will be molested by 4 women on the way in... :)

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    Lovely girls...

    "Perhaps there are others who’ve had the same thing happen to them."

    Or perhaps those who spend their days dreaming of this happening to them... *sigh*

    :)

  6. Lee 11

    Oh the perks to be had in Sweden

    I can see this town becoming a big hit with male tourists - Amsterdam, beware.

    Cynicism: is this just a cunning ploy by their tourism board?

  7. Chris Seiter
    Welcome

    Volunteer!

    I welcome our sexually enraged female overlords. "Ooh, ooh! Slave volunteer over here, ladies!"

  8. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Did they have cold hands?

    The local plod also made the comment that they were not aware of the chap being filmed. I wonder why they felt a need to say that?

  9. Chris Harden
    Pint

    Only one thing I can say to that....

    http://www.skyscanner.net/flights/lond/se/cheapest-flights-to-sweden-from-london.html

    and

    http://www.evanscycles.com/

  10. Zid

    Warning, no IT angle

    Get rid of that! Stop publishing the comments of people complaining about the IT angle either, I'd rather see a non IT article rather than no article at all, some of them I don't have any interest in reading.. so I don't, and I don't comment that I didn't want to read it either.

    Wouldn't want to be on the end of the stink-eye from the male townsfolk for fingering the suspects for that incident!

  11. Dr Jeep
    Coat

    Erm?

    This is poor reporting; where's the mention of the location?

    I have a free weekend coming up and a little trip with my bicycle in that part of the town could turn out right grand!

    Mines the one with the chrome plated bicycle clips in the pocket.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    me 2

    happened on Monday, Tuesday and twice on Wednesday

  13. foo_bar_baz
    Coat

    @citizen

    Quintet = 5

    Quartet = 4

  14. Dogbyte
    Joke

    Attack of the...

    Phantom Fondlers?

  15. Blue eyed boy
    Go

    @Bumblaze

    I'm already over fifty. What's "yes please" in Swedish?

  16. Dork Lard
    Happy

    Why did he go to the police?

    Because he couldn't find his way back to the place where he was "attacked" and needed directions, maybe?

  17. Bad Beaver
    IT Angle

    The real question

    is of course: were they hot?

    Have to go now, there are some inner tubes to inflate.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Scott 19

    LMAO...you beat to it you b*stard :0)

  19. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Warning, no IT angle

    >fingering the suspects

    Look, we all know, OK? Anyone who simply cannot resist is getting booted off the internet forever. Alternatively I may decide to make an example of you by letting through your sniggerings of screaming obviousness and exhorting all others to pie you. And not in the good way.

  20. Jack Evans
    Thumb Up

    Crime Watch

    I wonder if they will do a Police re-enactment? Keep 'em Peeled!

  21. Niall 1
    Big Brother

    Open Your Eyes

    This is Green propaganda! A disgracful attempt to get more men out of their cars and on their bikes.

  22. Spockter Doc
    Happy

    What I'm wondering....

    ...is whether they'll recreate this on Crimewatch?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Translation required

    "grabbed his bike's rack"

    So what's that Swedish slang for?

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    How about

    a playmobile re-enactment

    yeah yeah getting it now

  25. Tim 84
    Thumb Up

    Could I become....

    an undercover dick?

  26. TeeCee Gold badge
    Coat

    Incentive.

    This may just be the incentive I needed to go and oil the jolly old velocipede this weekend and take it out. I'm not in Sweden, but there's always the danger of copycat attacks to take into consideration.

    The tweed one with the leather elbow patches and the grey wig and bicycle clips in the pockets please.

    PS: Apart from the bicycle, were any of the other participants equipped with a nice rack?

  27. Neil 23
    Joke

    If it had been filmed on phone cameras

    Would it make this a happy-fwapping?

  28. davenewman
    Welcome

    Where's the playmobil reconstruction?

    Get off your bike.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Re : Sarah Bee

    Sarah are you trying to raise the tone of the comments?

    How long have you been with El Reg?

    <sigh>

  30. May Contain Nuts
    Paris Hilton

    Strange...

    In this country, it's usually the victims who are trying to beat off the attackers...

  31. disgruntled yank Silver badge

    Surely an IT angle

    How often has Google Maps rendered the location of Orebro today?

  32. Steve Swann
    IT Angle

    @Ms. Bee

    Would it help if I were riding a bicycle at the time?

  33. Steve 64
    Coat

    This heinous breach of order

    cries out for Playmobil. With a 6' photographer and coppers and the Tour de France, as long as I'm wishing.

  34. Vulch
    Megaphone

    @ Blue Eyed Boy

    "Ja tak" if I remember the getting distant past correctly. Pronunciation more or less "Ya tack".

    And don't forget "Tak var" afterwards.

  35. Dave S 1
    Coat

    Erm, is it me?

    If we flip the genders does this turn into a serious assault with a lifetime on the Sex Offenders Register?

    On the other hand; pass my coat and where did I put my passport?

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    @Dork Lard: Why did he go to the police?

    It was the closest place.

    He then bragged in 3 stores, 2 homes, and a church. Word is, he's still telling folk, one building at a time.

    Riding his bike the whole way.

  37. Ralph Jolly
    WTF?

    Why is this not a serious assault?

    If a lady was assaulted in a similar manner there would be a major investigation and it would be treated very seriously but as it's a man being assaulted by multiple women that seems less serious?

    That said, I don't think I'd report it either, and probably make sure I use the same route on my bike every day....

  38. Neil 6

    Poor chap

    I think the correct terminology is "gang rape", perhaps that only applys when men do it.

  39. Thommy M.
    Paris Hilton

    @The real question

    We only have hot blondes in Sweden, didn't you know that? They are all over us...

  40. Bumhug
    Paris Hilton

    RE: Why did he go to the police?

    Or maybe they didnt finish what they started?

  41. scottboy
    Coat

    @zid

    Fingering the suspects? I think that's what they're accused of doing to the victim.

  42. Timo

    Swedish lessons please ASAP

    No! Don't! Stop!

    No Don't! Stop!

    NO DON'T STOP!

    I have commuted by bike to/from work twice this week and I would do it much more often if I was at risk of this. I might even take the long way home.

    (Sort of reminds me of a joke I think I saw on El Reg earlier this week: Two nuns on a bicycle: "I don't come this way much.")

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Megaphone

    I want to...

    ...ride my bi-SEE-kal, I want to ride my biiiike....

  44. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's a fair cop, guv.

    Its been reported that the Swedish dicks are hard-on the heels of the perps. Anyone confirm?

  45. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    re. Crime Watch

    "I wonder if they will do a Police re-enactment?"

    I think I may have seen something similar already [web address withheld]...

    Did any of them look like Paris?

  46. Stephane Mabille

    Israeli chewing gum

    Sounds like someone in Gaza strip is already exporting the latest Isrealian weapon to Sweden...

  47. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: @zid

    EVERYBODY PIE SCOTTBOY.

  48. EddieD
    Coat

    Can I remember all Dara O'Briain's comments

    Let's see - they're going to dress up a copper as a cyclist - the girls will be surprised when they see the policeman's helmet, and even more surprised by the police chopper circling around. Of course, calling the station for advice and back up will be met with the comment "Roger and out", and of course everyone will want to examine the entire body of evidence.

    Alas, I've been a keen cyclist for over a decade, with many thousands of molestation free miles under my belt

    Mines the one with "Banned" on the back...

  49. Cap'n wotsit
    Coffee/keyboard

    re Sarah Bee

    can't throw pie.

    eating it

    mmmm piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  50. Troy Wilson

    Tattooed bush

    I bet it was Amy Winehouse and crew.

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