Current t-shirt collection
"Let's get drunk and screw"
"When in trouble I call 1911" with picture of a Colt 1911.
".308 holes make invisible souls" with a picture of a Remington 700
".50BMG, reach out and touch someone" with a picture of a Barrett
"I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian" Salt Lick BBQ
"Will not hack for food" DEFCON 8
"I am Jack's overwritten stack pointer ..." DEFCON A
"This T shirt is a munition" with the encryption algorithm. This is a really old one.
"This T shirt is banned by DMCA" with a version of deCSS.
"Francis Uticus Cornelius Kirkland University" stacked vertically, with the first letter of each word in red and the rest in black.
"Eating out is fun" This was the advertising slogan of the Texas Restaurant Association in the 60s and 70s, only this one has a pair of shins splayed out.